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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-13-06 03:33 PM
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Cat owners--how do you keep your indoor cat from going stir-fry-crazy?
Mine is constantly making General Tso's Chicken, Hot and Sour Soup, Beef with Brocoli... it's fucking insane and unending! And he doesn't even eat it - he just cooks it, and most times throws it away.

It's like he's frickin' addicted to stir-frying! He's CRAZY about it!
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JitterbugPerfume Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-13-06 03:39 PM
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1. mmmmmmmmm
stir fried cat!!
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azmouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-13-06 03:42 PM
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2. As long as he doesn't decide to stir fry mice, it's fine by me!
<:3)~~~~~~
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-13-06 03:48 PM
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3. My cat ~is~ StirFry
:hi:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-13-06 04:47 PM
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4. QUICK!! Cook him up a songbird!
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-13-06 05:48 PM
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5. Like the song birds that Steve Irwin recklessly endangered
in his psychotic ego-feed?
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-13-06 07:20 PM
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8. If he
breaded them in cornflakes, then yes.
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-13-06 05:52 PM
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6. Is his cooking any good?
If it is, you've got it made. As long as you like stir-fry and he'll let you eat it rather than throw it out.

If all else fails, take him for a wok. :hide:
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-13-06 07:14 PM
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7. kitty
Is his name Chairman Meow? Meow Tse dung?
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-13-06 07:22 PM
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9. Figures. He's into Sze-Chuan and you're not...
He probably spent too much time watching Iron Chef Chen.
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