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Omphaloskepsis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 12:18 AM
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If someone had to eat you?
What would they go for first..?

My upper body is pathetic. Skin and bones. But my legs are very muscular and could provide dinner for days. I do a lot of bike riding and skateboarding. So, if someone was to eat you. Where would they start?
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 12:19 AM
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1. ...
:bounce::bounce:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 12:20 AM
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3. Hmmm, cantaloupes?
:D
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 12:24 AM
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5. Pretty much!
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Omphaloskepsis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 01:11 AM
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28. I was thinking survival, not entertainment..
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 12:20 AM
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2. I've been told my sausage is quite filling...
:yoiks:

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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 12:22 AM
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4. There is no question ....
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 12:24 AM
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6. Now, THAT is festive!
:evilgrin:
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 12:26 AM
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7. Hey baby!!!
Happy New Year!!!

:loveya:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 12:27 AM
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8. Happy New Year!
early!

You are on the west coast, right?

:loveya:
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 12:32 AM
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13. Yup ...
A few more hours.

I've got chicken and Rice-a-roni (in honor of the San Francisco treat ... Nancy Pelosi) to munch on waiting for the new year.

Can't wait for the Rose Parade in the morning too!
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 12:36 AM
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19. I LOVE the Rose Parade
I had the opportunity to see it live in 2002!

I will go see it live again sometime soon.

Meanwhile, my SIL who lives in Pasadena went to the Bay area this weekend to get away from the Rose Bowl crowds!

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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 12:27 AM
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9. .......
I shall say nothing...


except...




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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 12:29 AM
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11. ...
:spank::spank::spank:
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 12:33 AM
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15. Hehehehe
I've been chastised by the KitchenWitch. :woohoo:
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 12:41 AM
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23. ...


:evilgrin:
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Drum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 12:43 AM
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24. lol
and LOL!

and I am SO saving that smiley gif!
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 12:56 AM
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25. I stole it too
But you may only use it on me!

OMG. You totally forgot to give me your full name address and phone number. I'm sure it was just an oversight.

;)
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 12:29 AM
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10. Nowhere. Ever.
Cannibalism is the fuckin creepiest thing I can possibly conceive of in my wildest dream, and my greatest nightmare. Ugh. Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh. No. No. FUCK. NO.
That is all.
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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 04:25 AM
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42. Ever read Cannibalism In The Cars by Mark Twain?
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 12:30 AM
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12. I'm slim but with a small layer
of female padding all over. So I think most of me would be delicious.
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 12:33 AM
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14. Yummy!
Edited on Mon Jan-01-07 12:42 AM by Southpawkicker
Crim son and clover, over and over, crim son and clover, over and over!

I think you'd be tasty with a good Chianti and some fava beans.

oh hell, I just think you'd be tasty!

:evilgrin:

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Generic Brad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 12:34 AM
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16. My stomach
Edited on Mon Jan-01-07 12:35 AM by Generic Brad
Poor dead man's liposuction.
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samplegirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 12:35 AM
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17. well lets just say
it would be slim pickins!
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 12:35 AM
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18. My Legs Are Meaty!
well developed, from bike riding and elliptical and stair master, weights etc.

My upper body is less so, but one could start anywhere.

My sausage is tasty too I've been told (copycat of Hypnotoad)

:evilgrin: :rofl:
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 12:37 AM
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20. Have you even seen the movie "Ravenous"?
Edited on Mon Jan-01-07 12:47 AM by Revolutionary_Acts04
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0129332/


Creepy ass movie, this thread reminded me of it. :P



It's only 9:45 and I'm getting too sleepy to type properly, this doesn't bode well.
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 12:37 AM
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21. Probably the legs also, for the same reasons, haha.
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Drum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 12:41 AM
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22. Thighs.
I am a Sagittarius, after all.

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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 12:59 AM
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26. Stomach.
There's a couple of handfuls there. :D
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 12:59 AM
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27. They'd go for the barf bag n/t
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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 01:17 AM
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29. My breasts...
....no, wait...my legs...

Oh, I don't know...I'm not a cannibal!

:rofl:
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Omphaloskepsis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 01:22 AM
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30. I thought breast were fatty tissues.
While fun to play with. They might not go well with my legs. What the fuck do I know? I need a beer.
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 02:30 AM
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31. My thighs
They're pretty muscular.
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reformedrepub Donating Member (956 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 02:31 AM
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32. My chest and arms
they got the most meat......
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 02:44 AM
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33. Buffyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!
:hug:

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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 03:26 AM
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35. O.RRRRRRRRRRR.!!!
:grouphug:
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 03:28 AM
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36. Whereya been?
Been missin' ya. :loveya:

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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 03:39 AM
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37. Working
My new position doesn't allow as much online time. I get lots of overtime though. Busy busy busy.
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 03:46 AM
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38. New position, eh?
Nudge, nudge.





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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 03:51 AM
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39. Always with your mind in the gutter.
I like that. :evilgrin:
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 04:05 AM
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40. I wouldn't wanna disappoint ya


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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 04:07 AM
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41. You never do.
:-)
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 02:47 AM
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34. They'd rather eat Johnson, sir


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Mojambo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 04:54 AM
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43. My balls. They're a delicacy. n/t
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 07:53 AM
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44. Locking.
And a reminder to buy some fresh fruits; you never know when they might come in handy:



Thank you!

Call Me Wesley
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