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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 09:21 AM
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Scorpions! On a Plane!
And there's not a got-damn thing you can do about it! :o
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 09:22 AM
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1. beat you by 3 minutes
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 09:31 AM
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2. Now you're in for it
If you find old matcom news articles mysteriously being kicked up from page 20, don't say I didn't warn you... ;)
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 10:30 AM
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3. This thread was in homage to your thread
:(
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 10:35 AM
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4. I am reminded I smooshed a Black Widow Spider yesterday...
I shall undoubtedly burn in some Buddhist Hell for it.

The little bugger had set up housekeeping in my headboard, however.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 10:48 AM
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6. I don't think it'll be so bad
I haven't heard that the laws of karma require you to sleep next to poisonous spiders.
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 11:00 AM
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7. Sadly, by the time my highly developed frontal lobes had...
come up with a plan to gather the Black Widow (Latrodectus hesperus) in a cup or towel and
release it into a more suitable habitat. My lower reptilian brain stem had already taken
a baseball bat to it.
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 10:46 AM
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5. Calling Mr. Jackson!
Up for a sequel?
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 11:57 AM
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8. Mothaf*ckin' scorpions on a mothaf*ckin' plane!
YOu know the rest.

Bake
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