Couple Arrested For Having Sex On Hotel Balcony

[matcom]

<snip>

A middle-aged couple from Asheville, N.C., was arrested Saturday for indecent exposure after having sex on the balcony of a Myrtle Beach hotel, according to a police incident report.

People around the pool at the Breakers Resort at 2006 N. Ocean Blvd. saw the naked couple on the hotel's third floor balcony around 11 a.m.

At first, the couple used a bed sheet over the railing to conceal themselves, but about an hour later the bedsheet had fallen down and the people around the pool and on the beach could see them having sex, the report said.

A woman and her 11-year-old daughter who saw them from the pool reported it to the front desk and called the police.

When police arrived and went to the couple's room, the couple yelled at them, the report said, saying they had been dating for seven years and "they did nothing wrong and that the people outside were 'jealous.'"

They also told police they had been drinking heavily, and police noticed there were several bottles of liquor open in the kitchen.

http://www.myrtlebeachonline.com/mld/myrtlebeachonline/16410035.htm

[Hugin]

1. So much for 'Getting a room'...

:eyes:

Is NOTHING sacred!

[Love Bug]

2. I'm impressed they were still at it after an hour

But day-am. Who wants to see this?

[Hugin]

5. Welcome to the 'Age of Viagra'...

Only three more hours and they'd be on the phone reporting a case of... Priapism.

[BlueIris]

14. 1 hour plus sounds more like Cialis/Levitra to me.

Sigh. And ow.

[Hugin]

18. True...

Especially since they were so intoxicated. Alcohol tends to reduce the ability for
that sort of thing.

Here, I'm only speculating.

;)

[Left Is Write]

19. It didn't say that it was constant intercourse for one hour...

I'm sure they were doing...um...other things for part of the time. Y'know. Foreplay and all that.

[Hugin]

21. Surrrre... Yeah, that's it!

:think:

:hi:

[MnFats]

25. "If you experience an erection lasting more than four hours....

...call your friends and brag."

I don't know who first came up with that but I think it's funny. so there.

[MissMillie]

20. are you kidding me?

apparently lots of people want to see that sort of thing. The porn industry is alive and well, isn't it.

(Not that I have any interest, mind you (I'd rather participate than watch).... but it seems to me that a lot of people do.)

[Love Bug]

39. Yabbut the people most likely to be naked in public are usually

those you really don't want to see naked ever! At least that has been my experience witnessing public nudity.

[NewWaveChick1981]

30. Hehehe.... amateurs...

:evilgrin: ;) :P

[MadHound]

3. Jeez, when are people going to enter the 21st century

Instead of calling the police, just film the whole incident on your cell phone, post it on YouTube, and embarass this couple for the rest of their natural lives:shrug:

Calling the police is so twentieth century. Besides, it was three floors up, on a balcony, at night. How much are you really going to be seeing?

[billyskank]

6. I agree with everything you said

apart from the at night bit. It was 11am.

Record it and post it on YouTube :rofl:

[crispini]

29. Brilliant!

Bwahahahaha!

[billyskank]

4. Let me get this straight

Two people fucking on a balcony get arrested but a trucker who drives his rig through a KFC doesn't?

[bicentennial_baby]

7. That's America for ya

:D

[billyskank]

8. Hi bi_baby!

:hug:

[bicentennial_baby]

9. Hi you!

How ya doin? :hi:

:hug:

[billyskank]

12. I'm okay

:D How are you?

[bicentennial_baby]

15. Good!

Researching how to make goulash, and singing "Dick in a Box" :D

I'm sorry about your broken banana though :hug:

:)

[billyskank]

16. I scoffed it anyway

:D

[bicentennial_baby]

17. scoffed it?

you wacky brits :P

[JVS]

26. Well KFC needs to be destroyed!

[billyskank]

35. Oh yeah

I guess he should have been given a pay rise then. :D

[blitzen]

10. They got screwn! n/t

[Yavin4]

11. So, matcom, How Was Myrtle Beach?

You seemed to have enjoyed yourself.

[BlueIris]

13. Oh, please. "Y'all jus jellus!" only flies when you were BEHIND closed doors.

And even then is still really fucking rude, if you ask me, no pun intended. Assholes.

[soleft]

22. I threw my Christmas tree off a balcony

Not as exciting, but it was cool.

[BarenakedLady]

23. It wasn't me.

...this time. I swear. O8)

[kay1864]

27. Let me guess...

You make sure to use clothespins to secure the sheet, right? :+

[BarenakedLady]

28. Yup

I'm always prepared. :evilgrin:

[kay1864]

31. That's good.

You probably check the bolts on the balcony supports first too. All that, erm, vibration, you know...:P

[m_welby]

24. calling the cops seems a bit much.

going to the front desk and getting the hotel to do something about it seems entirely appropriate. calling the cops is over the line.

[kwassa]

32. hell, I've seen a couple having sex on the beach itself ..

broad daylight. They draped a towel over themselves, a big empty beach, pretty much, but it was kinda obvious.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

34. Been there.

Well, OK. I wasn't THERE. But I saw a woman giving her boyfriend a handjob under a towel at the beach. And it wasn't even an empty beach. I was thinking "shit, could it be anymore obvious?"

[Dukkha]

33. no one seemed to care or didn't see me

when I has sex with my g/f on her apt front porch last Spring.

[Blue-Jay]

36. I've had sex on a Myrtle Beach balcony.

Didn't get arrested, though.

[ironflange]

37. Oh, so that was you?

:rofl:

[Hugin]

38. Is there some sort of club associated with it... Similar to the 'Mile High Club'?

Do you get a tee-shirt?

[xchrom]

41. you must have been taking viagra, cialis, levitra.

maybe all of them at once.

cause on du -- people only have sex using ''hard-on'' pills -- and it's always icky.

even thinking about those pills is icky.


just kidding -- more power to ya, actually.

[jobycom]

40. Followup: Couple arrested having sex in back of police car.

Hope they get the same jail cell. :rofl: