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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 02:15 PM
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 02:16 PM
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Squatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 02:21 PM
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2. Top bass fishermen make hundreds of thousands of $$ a year
CATCHING (and, for the most part, releasing) FISH!!

Where do I sign up?
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tk2kewl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 02:23 PM
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3. Striped Bass Master
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Squatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 02:27 PM
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4. You know that guy is thinking...
"Hurry up and take the damned picture! I can't hold it much longer, captain"
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tk2kewl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 02:29 PM
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6. That guy is yours truly...
and yes, my arm was getting tired very quickly. :hi:
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Squatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 02:31 PM
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8. Where'd you land that lunker?
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tk2kewl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 02:36 PM
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12. Atlantic Ocean...
Just a bit southwest of Jones Inlet, LI in about 35 feet of water.
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mikeytherat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 02:28 PM
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5. TRUE Bass Master


mikey_the_rat
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 02:32 PM
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9. Will Smith?
I dunno, seems to me he was more of an emcee. I think Jazzy Jeff did most of the music.
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mikeytherat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 02:36 PM
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11. Sarcasm or serious?
It's James Jamerson, the Motown man and one of the best bassists ever.

http://www.bassland.net/jamerson.html

mikey_the_rat
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 02:30 PM
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7. Bass-o-Matic '76
Edited on Tue Jan-09-07 02:31 PM by CanuckAmok



(open on manic Spokesman standing before his product, which rests on a table in fronr of him}

Spokesman: How many times has this happened to you? You have a bass, and you're trying to find an exciting new way to prepare it for the dinner table. You could scale the bass, remove the bass' tail, head and bones, and serve the fish as you would any other fish dinner. But why bother, now that you can use Rovco's amazing new kitchen tool, the Super Bass-o-Matic '76. Yes, fish-eaters, the days of troublesome scaling, cutting and gutting are over, because Super Bass-o-Matic '76 is the tool that lets you use the bass with no fish waste, and without scaling, cutting or gutting.

Here's how it works: Catch a bass, remove the hook, and drop the bass - that's the whole bass - into the Super Bass-o-Matic '76. (drops the bass into the Bass-o-Matic '76) Now, adjust the control dial so that the bass is blended just the way you like it. (turns Bass-o-Matic '76 on and grinds fish to a pulp) Yes, it's that simple!

{cut to Bass-Drinker on another part of the set}

Bass-Drinker: (drinks a glassful of bass) Wow, that's terrific bass!

(cut back to Spokesman)

Spokesman: We've got fish here, fast and easy and ready to pour, mmm-mmm! Super Bass-o-Matic '76 comes with ten interchangeable rotors, a nine-month guarantee, and a booklet: 1,001 Ways to Harness Bass. Super Bass-o-Matic '76 works great on sunfish, perch, sole, and other small aquatic creatures. (blends one of each)

Super Bass-o-Matic '76 - it's clean, simple, and after five or ten fish, it gets to be quite a rush! Super Bass-o-Matic '76 - you'll never have to scale, cut or gut again!

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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 02:33 PM
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10. the bassword is "bass"
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