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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 02:21 PM
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I'm looking at a picture of my Grandmother
we called her Mom-Mom.

God bless her, she looked just like Lyndon Johnson.
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 02:22 PM
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1. so am I
did she swear like him too?
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 02:24 PM
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2. oh fuck yeah
like a stevedore with Tourette's. she was a foul-mouthed old bag. But I loved her.
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 02:34 PM
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3. my grandmother had a stroke and the only words she could speak clearly
were swears - I loved her too. She once threatened to burn my mother alive.
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 02:36 PM
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4. A toast
to our potty-mouthed Grandmas.

:toast:

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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 02:37 PM
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5. hear hear!
:toast:
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 02:42 PM
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6. funny story...
on her 72nd birthday (I musta been around 11 years old) I picked some wildflowers for her and saved my allowance to buy her a carton of Pall Malls (they were cheap back then).

She called me a cocksucking bastard. Turns out she smoked Camels.
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 02:49 PM
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7. Ha! My grangmother smoked Kools
like a chimney
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 02:53 PM
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8. I apologize
I didn't know you were African-American. You're cool by me.
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 02:55 PM
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11. Live and learn young lady
live and learn
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 02:53 PM
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9. I'm trying to imagine either one of my grandmothers
(both in their nineties) saying anything worse than damn. It would never happen!
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 02:55 PM
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10. Mine looked like Leonid Brezhnev.
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 02:55 PM
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12. Not from behind
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 02:56 PM
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13. Bum looker! Cheeky monkey!
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 02:57 PM
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14. I'd never have thought I'd say "not from behind"
Alas
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