The Couple Arrested For Sex On The Hotel Balcony? MUGSHOTS HERE

[matcom]

:rofl:



http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0109071couple1.html

earlier MatcomNews thread:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6035981

[Yavin4]

1. Good To See Britney Spears Dating Again

Man, she looks different without makeup.

[CatWoman]

24. oops

she did it again :)

[Pierre.Suave]

2. Well that explains it

now I know why the onlookers were offended...

[Yavin4]

3. Exactly

If it was Brad and Agenlina, they would have applauded and asked for an encore.

[Roon]

8. I was going to say....ICK!!

I would have called the cops too....

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

4. I will not make fun of people for being ugly.

I will not make fun of people for being ugly.
I will not make fun of people for being ugly.
I will not make fun of people for being ugly.
I will not make fun of people for being ugly.
I will not make fun of people for being ugly.
I will not make fun of people for being ugly.
I will not make fun of people for being ugly.
I will not make fun of people for being ugly.

AAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH

My moral fortitude can't take much more!

[Sanity Claws]

7. They're not ugly, just middle-aged

I know many people uglier than those two but they seem to have more sense than those two.

[LynzM]

48. I agree

I don't think they're ugly, I think they're a little tousled and under florescent lights!

[Beaverhausen]

39. Mug shots aren't exactly 'glamour shots'

I'm sure yours wouldn't be too hot either.

[Deja Q]

5. GAAAAAHHHH!!! And to think, that's not the one where they're going at it!

:wow:

[ohiosmith]

6. Talk about bumping uglies.

[Ann Arbor Dem]

13. Many people look bad in mug shots.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

40. I have total hat hair in one of mine.

I look good in my other mug shot. My federal one.

[ronnykmarshall]

9. Look like they had a rough night.

[matcom]

10. that is just the "FF" look

:hide:

[smitty]

11. Who knew that one of the side effects of Cialis is

f*****g in public. Watch these two Nimrods file a suit against the makers of the drug for causing them emotional stress and public humiliation.

[xchrom]

15. i didn't see anything in the article about cialis.

alcohol -- but i didn't see any reference to cialis, levitra or viagra.

[matcom]

19. read the Smoking Gun link

[xchrom]

20. ok -- there's a copy of the arrest warrant -- or whatever you call it too?

:rofl:

these people have now made it into the celestial bodies of internet stardom.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

21. The makers of Cialis should pay them ...

... the advertising value of this is Hugh! Outstanding!

One dumb consequence is these two will probably get on a Sexual Offenders watch list for life, when they pose no danger to anyone.

[Generic Brad]

50. Cialis is for when the time is right

Apparently the manufacturer does not guarantee it for the right place.

[Beausoir]

12. She's right...I AM jealous. Who wouldn't want that hunk o burning love?

:silly:

[Missy Vixen]

45. I'm glad they found each other

I'd be happier if they'd take it inside. Of course, that's my opinion, and frankly, I wouldn't care to witness Brangelina going at it in public, either.

Julie

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. Ahhh... Community College graduates!

:rofl:

[matcom]

16. bet they eat at Cracker Barrel too!

betcha

[jarab]

17. Jealous is what y'all are, male and female alike. (nt)

...O...

[Kerrytravelers]

18. In the report, why is an eleven-year-old calling a man's penis his "front butt?"

I did that when I was three.

If I had seen that, I would have died laughing. I would have been incapable of calling the police! :rofl:

[Elidor]

22. Bad form all around

When you get arrested for fucking in public, you're supposed to have a shit-eating grin on your face for the mugshot. Amateurs.

[crim son]

23. She's getting laid while I am not?

Life is so unfair.

[Redstone]

25. Uh, no. Believe me, looks aren't the reason. I'd be saying other things that might

get me pitched out of DU if I were single, but I'm not, so I won't.

But stop selling yourself short, OK?

Redstone

[crim son]

26. I'll take that well-intentioned comment

to heart. Thanks, friend. :hug:

[mainegreen]

27. Yeah, but she clearly .... settled.

I've seen your pictures. You can do MUCH better than Mr Sketch there. Plus, who knows if it was even good?

:D

[crim son]

28. It had to be good or else nobody would have noticed them.

Thank you for the compliment. It's my personality, not my appearace, that deters people. I'm too direct and I'm too honest and I'm pretty sharp. This scares the heck out of a lot of people. At least, so I've been told. :)

[mainegreen]

36. People dont like direct and honest?

God thats weird. My biggest complaint is always that people aren't direct and honest. That drives me nuts. If a person thinks/feels something just say it, and please please PLEASE don't say the opposite just to try and please me! Arg!

You come across as a very nice and fun person that is temporarily in a crappy place.

[crim son]

38. I'm also perpetually cheerful when in the company of others.

Nobody wants that!

[Ghost in the Machine]

53. direct, honest *AND* cheerful!?!?

I need to spend some time around you... what a refreshing change that would be!

:hi:

Peace!

Ghost

[HEyHEY]

30. If it makes you feel any better, I'd totally do ya!

[crim son]

32. I'm not sure how that makes me feel.

:rofl: Kidding. I'm flattered.

[HEyHEY]

34. Why do women always say that to me?

That or they just scream for a cop.

[crim son]

35. It's only because you have that maybe/maybe not girlfriend

plus the other woman you really like but who has been known to cheat. A lot. :evilgrin:

[HEyHEY]

41. Yeah, good friends have request I "Stop dating headcases"

[crim son]

42. You have your reasons. Then again, look at Robb.

He no sooner makes the break from the nightmare woman of his past, than he finds himself in love with somebody who might be worth changing locations for. It could happen to you, when you're ready. Not "could"; "will".

[HEyHEY]

43. Meh, for now I'm just gonna be a swinging bachelor

Frankly, in retrospect it scares me how much I let myself fall for the last one.

[crim son]

44. I hear that.

:hug:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

31. Must... resist... urge...

:evilgrin:

[crim son]

33. Since it's unclear which way you'd go

maybe you'd better :P

[BarenakedLady]

47. I hear ya!

I mean, :wtf:

[crim son]

51. Didn't I read somewhere you haven't gotten any in 2007?

We should start a Group. I believe Retro would join too. :P

[judaspriestess]

29. this reminds me of one time when I was at a club here in Vegas

the Beach to be exact, there are these people sitting on the balcony about 5 feet away from us and everyone else. Sure enough the chick unzips the dudes pants and starts performing oral sex on him. We start laughing, it was hilarious. A crowd gathers and they are just going at it. She then pulls her stockings down to her ankles and sits on him. Not a pretty sight either. Then it was over and they went their separate ways. Insanely funny. The guy was in need of cialis to put in mildly.

[peekaloo]

37. When did Roseanne and Tom get back together?

:shrug:

[Danger Mouse]

46. And I bet they smelled of crisco and lube...

...

[LynzM]

49. Yeah, y'all have fun with making fun of people's appearance.

How nice.

[Dangerously Amused]

52. I know, I don't get it either.

"Oh look, there's a guy who doesn't fit my definition of 'attractive'! Ha ha ha ha ha!"



What. Ever.

[buddhamama]

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