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Midlodemocrat
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Wed Jan-17-07 10:49 AM Original message |
I'm going up to play a trick on TeenMidlo |
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ohiosmith
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Wed Jan-17-07 10:51 AM Response to Original message |
1. You should seriously consider seeking the help of a qualified professional. |
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Midlodemocrat
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Wed Jan-17-07 10:54 AM Response to Reply #1 |
6. Ha. I AM a qualified professional. |
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Blue-Jay
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Wed Jan-17-07 10:52 AM Response to Original message |
2. Move them to each others' spots. |
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Midlodemocrat
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Wed Jan-17-07 10:55 AM Response to Reply #2 |
7. The only problem is my son who won't figure out where the car |
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LynneSin
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Wed Jan-17-07 10:53 AM Response to Original message |
3. Man you better not show up to a DU gathering - you're way to crazy to hang with us |
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Midlodemocrat
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Wed Jan-17-07 10:57 AM Response to Reply #3 |
9. Hm. Jealous because you never thought of it. |
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LynneSin
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Wed Jan-17-07 10:59 AM Response to Reply #9 |
11. Yeah, right..... |
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democracyindanger
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Wed Jan-17-07 10:53 AM Response to Original message |
4. You need a hobby. |
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Midlodemocrat
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Wed Jan-17-07 10:57 AM Response to Reply #4 |
8. This IS my hobby. |
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democracyindanger
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Wed Jan-17-07 11:24 AM Response to Reply #8 |
28. She won't smother you in your sleep. |
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Midlodemocrat
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Wed Jan-17-07 11:26 AM Response to Reply #28 |
29. LOL. Actually, she is 16 1/2 and we have a great relationship |
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Hugin
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Wed Jan-17-07 10:59 AM Response to Reply #4 |
12. Hooking |
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Midlodemocrat
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Wed Jan-17-07 11:00 AM Response to Reply #12 |
14. Not nearly as much fun as torturing TeenMidlo. |
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Hugin
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Wed Jan-17-07 11:04 AM Response to Reply #14 |
22. Yep, I've been known to... |
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Midlodemocrat
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Wed Jan-17-07 11:05 AM Response to Reply #22 |
25. My son routinely reminds me that he is the one picking my nursing home. |
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Little Wing
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Wed Jan-17-07 11:08 AM Response to Reply #14 |
26. *pfft* |
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matcom
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Wed Jan-17-07 10:54 AM Response to Original message |
5. i'm texting her a warning now |
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Midlodemocrat
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Wed Jan-17-07 10:57 AM Response to Reply #5 |
10. GAH! Don't do that. That little rat is probably over her texting minutes. |
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LostinVA
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Wed Jan-17-07 11:00 AM Response to Original message |
13. Don't you have a Ph.D. in Psych or something? |
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Midlodemocrat
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Wed Jan-17-07 11:01 AM Response to Reply #13 |
16. Where do you think I got this idea from? |
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LostinVA
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Wed Jan-17-07 11:28 AM Response to Reply #16 |
31. That's what I figured -- hehehehe |
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tigereye
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Wed Jan-17-07 02:17 PM Response to Reply #16 |
37. you should write a book! |
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kmla
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Wed Jan-17-07 11:00 AM Response to Original message |
15. While you are at it, you should change all of her radio button presets. |
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Midlodemocrat
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Wed Jan-17-07 11:01 AM Response to Reply #15 |
17. Ooh, I like how you think. |
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swimboy
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Wed Jan-17-07 11:01 AM Response to Original message |
18. You could move the seat every day for a week |
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Midlodemocrat
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Wed Jan-17-07 11:03 AM Response to Reply #18 |
21. Maybe I'll take the car and get it painted! |
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mikeytherat
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Wed Jan-17-07 11:11 AM Response to Reply #18 |
27. Done that! Also, re-set all of the radio stations, etc. |
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Midlodemocrat
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Wed Jan-17-07 11:27 AM Response to Reply #27 |
30. That is a hoot. |
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mikeytherat
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Wed Jan-17-07 11:31 AM Response to Reply #30 |
32. My bud's '79 B-210 came with an aftermarket pop-up sunroof. |
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Little Wing
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Wed Jan-17-07 12:01 PM Response to Reply #27 |
34. what's the awful truth about movie popcorn? |
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mikeytherat
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Wed Jan-17-07 12:04 PM Response to Reply #34 |
36. That most of the time what you get for popcorn is NOT the small amount |
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LaraMN
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Wed Jan-17-07 11:02 AM Response to Original message |
19. Also, get some of these: |
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Midlodemocrat
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Wed Jan-17-07 11:05 AM Response to Reply #19 |
24. Well, I *would*, but I think she might actually *like* those. |
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Nicholas D Wolfwood
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Wed Jan-17-07 11:03 AM Response to Original message |
20. Be prepared for vengeance. |
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Midlodemocrat
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Wed Jan-17-07 11:04 AM Response to Reply #20 |
23. I pull so many pranks on her, it would take her a lifetime to |
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texas1928
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Wed Jan-17-07 11:59 AM Response to Original message |
33. Put vaseline on the underside of the door handle. |
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Midlodemocrat
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Wed Jan-17-07 12:03 PM Response to Reply #33 |
35. Ooh, I like the vaseline idea. |
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youthere
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Wed Jan-17-07 02:50 PM Response to Reply #35 |
43. Ooooh no no no! No Vaseline! |
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NewJeffCT
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Wed Jan-17-07 02:52 PM Response to Reply #35 |
47. I think just moving the car would be enough |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife
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Wed Jan-17-07 02:18 PM Response to Original message |
38. BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA!!! |
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Midlodemocrat
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Wed Jan-17-07 02:40 PM Response to Original message |
39. UPDATE: |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife
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Wed Jan-17-07 02:43 PM Response to Reply #39 |
40. She probably learned how to park from you. |
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Midlodemocrat
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Wed Jan-17-07 02:49 PM Response to Reply #40 |
42. Shockingly spiteful comment to the woman who has NEVER |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife
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Wed Jan-17-07 02:50 PM Response to Reply #42 |
44. Neither has LostinVA! |
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Midlodemocrat
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Wed Jan-17-07 02:52 PM Response to Reply #44 |
45. That's like asking why is the sky blue? |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife
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Wed Jan-17-07 02:52 PM Response to Reply #45 |
46. Yes, but why is the sky blue? |
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Midlodemocrat
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Wed Jan-17-07 02:55 PM Response to Reply #46 |
48. It's part of the gay agenda. |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife
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Wed Jan-17-07 02:57 PM Response to Reply #48 |
49. Sorry, I'm a bit slow today. |
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Midlodemocrat
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Wed Jan-17-07 02:58 PM Response to Reply #49 |
50. HEY! |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife
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Wed Jan-17-07 03:00 PM Response to Reply #50 |
51. HEY! |
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Midlodemocrat
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Wed Jan-17-07 03:21 PM Response to Reply #51 |
52. That's *practicing* Catholic |
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LostinVA
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Wed Jan-17-07 03:26 PM Response to Reply #52 |
54. You're right -- she is |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife
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Wed Jan-17-07 03:27 PM Response to Reply #54 |
56. Fortunately, so are you. |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife
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Wed Jan-17-07 03:26 PM Response to Reply #52 |
55. Whatever, Little Miss Practicing Catholic. |
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Midlodemocrat
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Wed Jan-17-07 03:28 PM Response to Reply #55 |
57. But a hottie, nonetheless. |
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LostinVA
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Wed Jan-17-07 03:31 PM Response to Reply #57 |
58. *gasp* I'm gonna kick your ass |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife
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Wed Jan-17-07 03:31 PM Response to Reply #58 |
59. *gasp* |
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LostinVA
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Wed Jan-17-07 03:32 PM Response to Reply #59 |
60. She's one of those "straight" woman, like when I was in college |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife
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Wed Jan-17-07 03:33 PM Response to Reply #60 |
62. Or my sister who makes jello shots, so she can watch the VS Fashion Show with her "roommate." |
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LostinVA
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Wed Jan-17-07 03:34 PM Response to Reply #62 |
64. She wasn't fooling ANYONE |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife
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Wed Jan-17-07 03:34 PM Response to Reply #64 |
65. Nope, not a single person. She was totally getting it on with the bishop's nephew. |
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Midlodemocrat
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Wed Jan-17-07 03:34 PM Response to Reply #58 |
63. . |
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LostinVA
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Wed Jan-17-07 03:35 PM Response to Reply #63 |
66. "Straight" my ass |
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LynneSin
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Wed Jan-17-07 03:23 PM Response to Reply #39 |
53. LOSER!!!! |
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mvd
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Wed Jan-17-07 05:40 PM Response to Reply #39 |
77. Hi, Midlo |
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youthere
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Wed Jan-17-07 02:46 PM Response to Original message |
41. You are evil..just plain evil. |
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uppityperson
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Wed Jan-17-07 03:32 PM Response to Original message |
61. Thank you for cheering me up. |
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Midlodemocrat
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Wed Jan-17-07 04:31 PM Response to Reply #61 |
67. Okay. Do *I* have keys to *your* car? |
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uppityperson
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Wed Jan-17-07 04:35 PM Response to Reply #67 |
68. nope. but if I were to visit, I'd make sure it was locked up tightly with windows up. |
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Midlodemocrat
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Wed Jan-17-07 04:36 PM Response to Reply #68 |
69. Thank you, thank you. |
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TommyO
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Wed Jan-17-07 05:04 PM Response to Original message |
70. How about turning the car around? |
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Midlodemocrat
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Wed Jan-17-07 05:06 PM Response to Reply #70 |
71. OMG. Great idea!!! |
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TommyO
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Wed Jan-17-07 07:51 PM Response to Reply #71 |
81. I thought so too - it's subtle and messes with heads. |
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Shine
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Wed Jan-17-07 05:14 PM Response to Original message |
72. Oh, you are a mean, mean Mommy. |
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Midlodemocrat
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Wed Jan-17-07 05:16 PM Response to Reply #72 |
73. Thank God I won't have to pay for it. |
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Shine
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Wed Jan-17-07 05:24 PM Response to Reply #73 |
74. Oh, that's funny. Are you a therapist? |
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Midlodemocrat
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Wed Jan-17-07 05:27 PM Response to Reply #74 |
75. Pre-kids. |
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Shine
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Wed Jan-17-07 06:30 PM Response to Reply #75 |
79. Yeah, my sis got her PhD in psychology at UCLA and hasn't used it at all. |
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joneschick
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Wed Jan-17-07 05:50 PM Response to Reply #72 |
78. my parental philosophy in a nutshell: |
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Shine
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Wed Jan-17-07 06:31 PM Response to Reply #78 |
80. LOL! That's a good one. |
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Wed Jan-17-07 05:34 PM Response to Original message |
76. Get the Assistant Principal's permission first. |
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Midlodemocrat
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Wed Jan-17-07 10:05 PM Response to Reply #76 |
82. APA? |
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