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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-21-07 04:20 AM
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Hey Douchebags! What's Happening?
B-) :shrug:
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-21-07 04:33 AM
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1. Not much, ya douche.
Edited on Sun Jan-21-07 04:37 AM by Droopy
Just hangin out here drinking diet coke and eating pizza for breakfast. What's going on with you?
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-21-07 04:35 AM
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2. Just Checking Out The Lounge This Morning
seeing what was happening here, and how the douchebags were doing today!

:shrug:


:rofl:
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enigmatic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-21-07 04:43 AM
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3. Doing my show
And crying that I'm out of Green tea, dammit!
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-21-07 04:47 AM
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4. Hey, man
Been a long time since I've seen you. I'm afraid I'm on dial up now. If not I'd be checking out your show. Do you know how many listeners you might have now?
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enigmatic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-21-07 04:50 AM
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5. Hey bro
I've been reading your threads and you're always in my thoughts:)

I've got (believe it or not)69 people listening right now; I guess I should play "Sexual Healing" by Marvin Gaye in honor of it!
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-21-07 04:54 AM
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7. How about "Connecticut's For Fucking"
by Jesus H. Christ and the Four Horsemen?
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enigmatic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-21-07 04:59 AM
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8. LOL!
You get it to me, and I'll put it on!
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Ghost in the Machine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-21-07 04:52 AM
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6. same shit, different day... time to go make the biscuits!
My restaurant opens at 6 A.M. .... anyone want to go in for me today?

:hi:

Ghost
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-21-07 08:23 AM
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9. Just woke up about 30 minutes ago and am drinking coffee right now.
But no douches yet. :hi:
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-21-07 08:24 AM
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10. I'm not a douchebag, YOU'RE a douchebag!!!!
:toast:
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-21-07 09:32 AM
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11. Well, this douchebag is in a good mood for once.
Musta been that douche did the trick.
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-21-07 09:44 AM
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12. Well, there's a conspiracy in my own front yard...
There's a curvy brick path across the yard. In the new snow I noticed dog prints, cat
prints, and even a couple of rabbit prints on the path... BUT, all of the human prints
are OFF OF THE PATH!

Humans are idjuts!

I should take a picture.

How many times am I gonna have to yell, "GIT OFFA THE DAMN GRASS!!!1!"?
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-21-07 09:44 AM
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13. getting an enema...
Imagine that, a douchebag and an enema! :wow:



:rofl:
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S n o w b a l l Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-21-07 09:54 AM
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14. Morning Southpaw!
Did you even go to bed?

:hug: :pals:
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