Bono was playing a U2 concert in Glasgow recently, when he asked the audience for total quiet.

[BurtWorm]

Then in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds.

Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone, "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

A Glaswegian voice rang out from near the front of the crowd, piercing the silence........

"Well, fuckin' stop doing it then!"


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[OrangeCountyDemocrat]

1. Except For One Small Detail....

This story may or may not be true, but U2 and Bono have not played Glasgow since June 2005.

[BurtWorm]

2. An' I seppoose ye think Afrrican bebbies dinnae dee in June 2005.

:wtf:

[Mojambo]

3. At least he didn't yell "Freebird." n/t