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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-27-07 11:21 AM
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Spite
Tell me your tales.

In the early 80s, I adopted a kitten. When I got home he bit me.

16 years later, I had him killed.

Don't fuck with me.
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-27-07 11:22 AM
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1. ...
you are on a roll today :rofl:
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-27-07 11:25 AM
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2. I was really thirsty one day I went out and got a tasty beverage

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Serendipitous Donating Member (216 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-27-07 11:52 AM
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3. Instant karma
About 2 1/2 weeks ago... I was getting harassing phone calls from my ex's ex... very weird, VERY disturbing, very hateful and very immature. She was very drunk.

The following night, I get a text message from ex that tells me the caller was on her way to the ER, quite ill.

My replies to ex included:

"I'll send flowers, tell her to hold her breath until they arrive."
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-27-07 11:54 AM
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:rofl:

the lounge is hillarious today.

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Serendipitous Donating Member (216 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-27-07 12:29 PM
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5. I withheld on echoing her sentiments to me of the previous night...
hoping I "die a miserable death".

See? I was kind and compassionate, right?
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