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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-07-07 07:01 PM
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Hey Guys! Remember This At Christmas Time!


According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.


We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-07-07 07:05 PM
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1. That explains everything..
That's why Rudolph sounded so feminine.
:D
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some guy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-07-07 07:06 PM
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2. Of course Santa's reindeer are female
"...eight tiny reindeer..." d'uh!

If they were make it would be "...eight strapping, virile reindeer..." :D









or
"...eight fat, slovenly reindeer..."

:rofl:

:hi: :hug:
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-07-07 07:16 PM
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3. You mean, you already figured it out?
Who knew?!?!

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some guy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-07-07 07:36 PM
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4. Aww. poor deer.
:(

:rofl:
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