I'm going to murder "Bornagain Boy" slowly and painfully.

[Tyler Durden]

Not really, of course, but I am in the 4th day of his lousy virus he couldn't fucking keep to himself by STAYING HOME for a couple of days.

Greedy selfish motherfucker. I feel so goddamned TERRIBLE that I have run out of adjectives.

All sympathy greatly appreciated, but don't expect me to respond, as I am returning to my bed of pain.

[LaurenG]

1. Get well soon, being sick does suck.

:)

[Tyler Durden]

2. Like being sick hasn't sucked in a DECADE.

Sneeze hack cough up goo nose runs in both directions bronchial tubes HURT with WORST MIGRAINE IN TWO YEARS.

ouch.

Thank you for the kind thoughts.

[I Have A Dream]

3. I hope that you feel better soon, TD.

:hug:

:spank: <--- to Bornagain Boy

[Tyler Durden]

4. My fantasies involve fireworks and supositiories.

I'm REALLY pissed off at him. He should have stayed home.

[DarkTirade]

6. ... that's a decent plan, but fireworks will only go so far.

You'll need a load of sharp bits of metal to wrap around them to use as internal shrapnel. I guess it doesn't HAVE to be metal though... rocks will work too.

[Tyler Durden]

7. Every see "Things to do in Denver when you're dead"?

I'm thinking "buckwheats," and I ain't gonna call "Mr. Shush."

[ThomCat]

5. Sleep well and recover soon.

:hug: :hug: :hug:

Then, let us know if you need any help with the beating. :P

[Tyler Durden]

8. Don't worry, I won't keep all the fun to myself.

One less vote for "Huckleberry."