Irish Confession

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"Bless me father-- for I have sinned.

I have been with a loose woman."

The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?"

"Yes, Father, it is.

"And, who was the woman you were with?"

"Sure and I can't be tellin' you Father.

I don't want to ruin her reputation."

"Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now.

Was it Brenda O'Malley?"

"I cannot say."

"Was it Patricia Kelly?"

"I cannot say."

"Was it Liz Shannon?"

"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."

"Was it Cathy Morgan?"

"My lips are sealed."

"Was it Fiona McDonald, then?"

"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."

The priest sighs in frustration.

"You're a steadfast lad,Tommy Shaughnessy,and I admire that.

But you've sinned, and you must atone.

You cannot attend church mass for three full months. Be off with you now!"

Tommy walks back to his pew.

His friend Sean slides over to his seat and whispers "well... what'd you get?"

"Three months vacation and five good leads."


BTW MY great grandfather was from Slego.

[JohnKleeb]

1. ha thats great

BTW my nana's family came from County Galway.
Did ya make that up yourself?
because its good.

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2. What do you think?

:shrug:

Is that anywhere near Slego?

[JohnKleeb]

3. lemme take a look at map

Youre north of me.

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4. Sligo

I'm sorry my spelling was off.

[JohnKleeb]

5. ah its ok

Dumbya got Slovakia and Slovenia mixed up one time, and guess who has blood from each of those :D, I was offended, lol and when my dad said they were the same. Hes Irish and German, lol most western europeans probably think those are the same but they are different. Sligo seems to be near Northern Ireland which I btw think should be Irish territory. Ireland unite eh?

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7. Are you Catholic?

???

[JohnKleeb]

9. yeah baptized but thats it

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10. Same here

BTW I found it on the internet.

[JohnKleeb]

11. oh ok its a good one

heh I got the wide lot of Catholic countries, I got two Slavic countries, good ole Ireland :), Germany, heh no Italian though. I bet I could pass for it though if I had darker eyes.

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12. The Irish have dark eyes

.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

18. It is a bit of stretch to call Germany Catholic, don't ya think?

Ever hear of Martin Luther?

[ComerPerro]

6. LOL

Thats a good one. Thanks

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8. Your welcome

:evilgrin:

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13. haha

I like that!

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14. Bump

.

[bubblesby2002]

15. Thanks Lostmessage

That made me laugh too. BTW isn't everybody Irish?

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16. We get around

If you know what I mean and on March 17 we are all Irish.

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17. St. Patrick's Day is...

MARCH 17. Not February 17.

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19. Details, details

What's a month among friends?

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21. Important to those of us who are Irish.

And who celebrate from February 17 through April 17. the least we deserve.

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22. Sorry, I made a mistake

I don't wear orange on St Paddy's day I wear green. I do know when It is and what not to wear.

Do you know why you don't wear orange on St. Patrick's Day? It has something to do with Protestant and Catholic.

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20. Sorry my mistake

How stupid can I be. Thanks!

My Great Grandfather would have tanned my hide for that one. He was from Sligo.