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LastKnight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-13-04 07:01 PM
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Poll question: how could you eat human flesh?
Edited on Fri Feb-13-04 07:04 PM by LastKnight
shameless mockery poll...

-LK
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Champion Jack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-13-04 07:03 PM
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1. Beer battered and deep fried Mmmmmm, Mmmmmmm
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MercutioATC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-13-04 08:19 PM
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2. Actually, I don't think Atkins prohibits human flesh.
In fact, they kinda encourage meat intake.
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LastKnight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-13-04 08:25 PM
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4. my bad, im not on atkins...
i was lookin for a joke...

-LK
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MercutioATC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-13-04 09:18 PM
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6. I know...sorry to steal it from you....
:evilgrin:
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-13-04 08:22 PM
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3. ...A nice Chianti....
n/t
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-13-04 09:33 PM
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9. Heh...
Glad I read down before posting, that was my first thought as well. ;) :D
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11 Bravo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-13-04 10:42 PM
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13. What? No fava beans??
n/t
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Insider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-13-04 08:29 PM
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5. lots of tabasco
and just for the record, i don't have to be starving to DEATH. 36-48 hours and i'm ready with fork & knife.
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Whitacre D_WI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-13-04 09:26 PM
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7. It really depends on the physique of the person...
and which cut of meat are we talking about? Someone wiry, an althlete or some such, would need to be stewed. Someone with a little higher fat content, a little more tender -- well, they could be cut up into steaks.

Also, I'd much rather eat a vegetarian. Think about it: cows = yummy; coyotes = not so yummy. Herbivores taste better.
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FatSlob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-13-04 09:29 PM
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8. Even though I voted
Robb is a dingbat, I would probably choose to have it hickory smoked!
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kodi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-13-04 10:02 PM
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10. it would have to be kosher,
btw: fortune cookie say "never buy meat from a butcher who moonlights as a moyel."
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alwynsw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-13-04 10:19 PM
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11. But I'll wager the tips are good
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alwynsw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-13-04 10:27 PM
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12. Seriously? With my teeth, chewed 28 times.
masticate masticate masticate
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