Mmm, I love cock sauce. I can't get enough of it.

[DrWeird]

Yessiree, Sriracha hot chili sauce. Tastes great and goes well with just about anything, especially asian.

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So the next time you're going out, you know you'll have a great time if you look for the little white cock.

[Burma Jones]

1. Whadda ya mean, little white cock?

I ought to kick your ass as soon as I can hire someone to do it...

[thermodynamic]

2. Sorry, but I like 'em big...

:wtf:

I know advertisers love to mix sex with their products, but this is a bit much... :wow:

[DS1]

4. dude

See the rooster?

[DS1]

3. Me too, there's simply none other than the cock sauce

apparently this one isn't the only household that refers to it as such }(

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. LOL! I love your Avatar choice!

"Those stupid bitches over in accountz receivablez been bustin' my ass. next ol' Herbert J. gonna take hiz stapler o' death to they'z headz, stupid beeatch wackasses."

or something like that, anyway. I love his articles!

[DS1]

8. *Grin*

That picture makes for about 60% of the joke.

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. That it does!

What happened to your DS1 Avatar? That looked pretty cool.

[DS1]

11. that was about 30 seconds worth of work

to try be the first }(

I'll have something up soon enough, I think the 1k limit is a load of crap though. There, I said it.

edit: But thanks! Appreciation is always appreciated, and I was thrilled to see your auction take off!

[Spider Jerusalem]

10. Who the hell IS that, anyway?

I KNOW I've seen your avatar picture before. Can't bloody remember where, though, nor can I recall who it's a picture OF.

[DS1]

12. I am a BAD ASS!

http://www.theonion.com/archive/archive_kornfeld.php

YO, waaasssuuup, baby? H-Dog is back, and don't nobody fuck with this BAD ASS. You wanna fuck me, motherfucker? You gonna wish you didn't. 'Cause I the Accounts Receivable supervisor of Midstate Office Supply, and I AM a cold-blooded badass motherfucker, and if you fuck with me I'll go stone cold crazy on your ass.

[Spider Jerusalem]

14. AHA!

NOW I recognise the pic. Haven't seen it or read one of this guy's columns since circa 1997-98. Old memory circuits were just a little dusty.

[Gman]

5. I've always liked Fighting Cock whiskey

Used to be Keith Richards' favorite too. It made him look like he does now.

http://www.fightingcock.com/index-flash.html

[Spider Jerusalem]

7. That's some excellent stuff.

Huy Fong's Sambal Oelek chili paste is quite wonderful, too. And the chili garlic sauce.

(You didn't fool me, by the way. When I saw the thread title, I knew it HAD to be about my favourite hot sauce.)

[PVnRT]

13. <INSERT DIRTY JOKE HERE>

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