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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 07:27 AM
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Man Stores Bullets In Oven - Wife Turns Oven On - Bullets Explode
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Capt. Craig Kohlbeck of the Brown County Sheriff's Department said the husband had put the ammunition and three handguns in the oven before the couple left on a vacation.

He told officers he thought the items would be safe there in case someone broke into the home while they were away.

After returning from their trip Tuesday, the wife turned on the oven to prepare dinner and the bullets ignited, Kohlbeck said.

No one was hurt.

http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2004/02/18/stored_bullets_explode_in_wis_oven/
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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 07:47 AM
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1. But they had a nice time in Daytona.....
Burglars check those places. Ovens, freezers, some even look in the toilet tank.
But most just grab the home theatre and split. They don't notice the Monet hanging on the wall...
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joeybee12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 07:55 AM
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2. So much for baking my bullets into the bread Im making tonight...
I was sure they'd be safe there!
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 08:17 AM
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3. a nice casserole maybe?
:shrug:
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joeybee12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 08:26 AM
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7. If I wear my bullet-proof vest, maybe I'll be okay with the casserole....
...I sort of like the sound of popping coming from my oven--I like food with a kick to it!
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Beaker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 08:20 AM
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4. why would they call the police over this?
to share their stupidity with the rest of us?

thanks, morans...
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 08:21 AM
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5. Ovens don't kill people, people with ovens..uh...kill people
:bounce:
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Ohio Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 08:24 AM
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6. Should it be legal to be able to carry
a concealed oven?

What about microwaves?
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 08:30 AM
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8. DANGER: easily concealed "dirty ovens"
Powered by a common household lightbulb.
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Ohio Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 09:05 AM
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9. Hey, is that a suitcase oven?
I heard you can get one of those in some of the former Soviet Republics.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 09:05 AM
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10. LOL
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 09:17 AM
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11. The Foreign Minister of Niger can retroactively sell them to you
or so I hear
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 09:19 AM
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13. hows the yellow cake taste?
:D
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 09:23 AM
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14. Like chicken
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Archae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 09:19 AM
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12. They came close to...
Becoming Darwin award candidates.

(BTW, that town is about an hour's drive from where I am.)
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 10:18 AM
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16. and you ADMIT that?
:D
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truthspeaker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 09:32 AM
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15. it's idiots like this that keep me from being a strict libertarian
Unfortunately we need institutions like government to protect the innocent from the stupid.
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PVnRT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 10:21 AM
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17. Jesus, how stupid
Everyone knows that bullets taste like shit when baked! You gotta deep fry them or steam them slowly with some vegetables.

Some fucking people.... :eyes:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 10:24 AM
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18. No duh
Anyone knows they need to be tenderized with one of these too

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Rabbit of Caerbannog Donating Member (742 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 10:24 AM
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19. This is why I got me a Kevlar cooking apron
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 01:29 PM
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20. and pot holders i hope
:)
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