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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 09:52 AM
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Poll question: How offensive is this?
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ret5hd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 10:01 AM
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1. This Is Very Offensive!!!...
(pssst...PM me w/ supplier details)
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 10:07 AM
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2. Really?
:bounce:
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Demonaut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 01:18 PM
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31. Damn, where can I get one?? Mute button needs to be bigger.
nt
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Love Bug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 10:15 AM
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3. As a feminist, I'm officially offended!
But it is kinda funny.... ;-)

How about a version for us straight gals?
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 10:18 AM
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5. Oh great! Now they want control of the remote
I KNEW this would happen.

Yes there should be one for the ladies

I's suggest the following buttons

change underwear
bathe
last 4 channels viewed (damn some of us would be busted on that one)
LOCK ESPN
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PVnRT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 10:22 AM
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11. More buttons
I imagine that a "Sensitivity" button would be on there as well, mabye one for "Shave," maybe a volume-like control for beer gut...
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 10:25 AM
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12. How about a "Shower on the weekends" button?
:bounce:
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PVnRT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 10:26 AM
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13. That's the spirit
n/t
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Ilsa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 10:42 AM
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15. Additions:
Edited on Thu Feb-19-04 10:43 AM by Ilsa
1.Place underwear in hamper, not on the floor three inches from it.

2. Seat down.

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PVnRT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 10:19 AM
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6. Probably wouldn't be too hard to make one of your own
Just two big buttons, one to increase stupidity, another to decrease it.
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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 10:21 AM
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8. Yep
And one of those buttons would never work. ;)
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Demonaut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 01:20 PM
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32. I miss Groenigs early work, Akbar and Jeff, Life in Hell etc..
Edited on Thu Feb-19-04 01:20 PM by Demonaut
nice avatar
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 10:21 AM
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10. I Want One Too (Ain't Technology Wonderful??)
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ConcernedCanuk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 10:17 AM
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4. I give up
.
.
.

like, is 1 (one) not at all - or very ? :shrug:

I COULD assume that seeing as ten is off the chart that 10 means very very offensive ?

can you clarify ?

AND PUT YOUR PANTS ON !!

:evilgrin:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 10:21 AM
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9. Sorry-1 is LEAST offensive, 10 is MOST offensive
Comedian Jeffrey Ross's poem from his father to his mother

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your eyes are as deep as the sea
but your a** is the size of a truck
Lay off the bread for a while




Jeffrey Ross's poem from his mother to his father


Roses are red
Violets are blue
Put on your shirt you are scaring the kids
and put on your pants you are scaring the cat

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ConcernedCanuk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 10:45 AM
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17.  . . .OK, - I Vote for #1 then - BUT, but just for balance . . . .
.
.
.

I'd like to know how many women have the same opinion as to

The Mechanical Difference Between the Sexes

and

How many MEN find this offensive !



:evilgrin:


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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 10:48 AM
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18. Lots of possibilities there
:evilgrin::bounce:
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PVnRT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 10:49 AM
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19. No, that's pretty much dead-on accurate...
n/t
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NoPasaran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 11:52 AM
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23. How could I be offended
By something so spot-on accurate?
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PVnRT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 10:20 AM
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7. Horribly offensive
I demand to know who makes these so I can, um, shut them down, yeah...
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 10:26 AM
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14. Google
Maxim 2000 girlfriend remote
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Goldmund Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 10:43 AM
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16. I don't know the meaning of the word "offensive"
but that is pretty fucking stupid.
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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 10:52 AM
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20. Offensive, but I chuckled anyway. Does that make me a bad person?
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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 12:00 PM
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24. If so, then I am too
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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 10:56 AM
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21. STOOOOOPID!
This was invented by what, some 15 y-o with his mom's PhotoShop?
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 11:07 AM
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22. No, Maxim
Edited on Thu Feb-19-04 11:07 AM by underpants
Which makes it worse IMHO

Yeah I know it is stoooooopid but hey what the hell.
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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 12:15 PM
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25. Well! I am absolutely outraged.

That there's no "fellatio" option, that is! :evilgrin:

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northzax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 12:30 PM
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26. I don't get it
who wants an up button for "yappin" I can't think of a single time I'd want that button pushed.
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Gadave Donating Member (269 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 12:37 PM
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27. Its the 2 mute buttons
that put it over the top.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 12:46 PM
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28. LADIES!! link to the BOYFRIEND REMOTE!!!!
I can't past it here from the website but it is the FIRST link at the top of this google page.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=maxim+boyfriend+remote&spell=1
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jimbo fett Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 12:51 PM
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29. What, the women couldn't come up with their own remote so they had to
Edited on Thu Feb-19-04 12:51 PM by 7blades
photoshop the guys' remote?

Goes to show ya... women can't handle technology. (wink wink)

;-)
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 12:53 PM
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30. No ....one more step back ...yeah that's it thanks
I think some of the flaming arrows coming your way might still hit me.

:scared:
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