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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 12:31 PM
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The Racy Little Driver in Reverse of all CAPTIONS!!!!
Edited on Thu Feb-19-04 01:02 PM by skip fox


W. us saying: "Gosh. That was great! Listen, I was thinking 'bout what I'm gonna do after being president- warrior-king and stuff in another 5 years unless I can get the rules changed, or the constitution, or . . . whatever. Anyway, I thought maybe being a race car driver like you guys since I have a lot of experience driving a car, like from 16 years old . . . really! . . .and since I don't even have to learn to read a map cause all you do is go round all the time and you never get lost. . . . . And then once when I was in in Boy Scouts we went to this place where we all raced go-carts. Well, it was great!!! And . . . do you know what? I got like almost the fastest car there and came in third every time outta six guys, or I wouda if they didn't keep those hay bales so close to the track and all. . . . Well, what do you think? . . . Huh?"
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eileen_d Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 12:35 PM
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1. "Don't let go of my hand - I'm doing an experiment
testing the meltable properties of M&Ms"

(If this sounds obscure, check the race car driver logos)
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 12:38 PM
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2. I appreciate the support but I think they sewed those W's on upside down
:bounce:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 12:40 PM
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3. I've been thinking why don't you try turning RIGHT once in a while
:bounce:
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Westegg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 12:45 PM
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4. "Mmmm...M&M's! I wonder if this fella's plain or peanut?"
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 04:54 PM
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5. W: where are mine? my logos are in my pocket
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kodi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 05:09 PM
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6. "when i was drunk i could drive jus' as fast as ya'll."
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Mountainman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 05:13 PM
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7. Yeah it is really hard being a sock puppet but knowing that someone like
you cares makes it a little better.
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 05:46 PM
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8. "You're a great pilot, son, and we love having you in the guard"

"That was yesterday, Mr. pReznit. I'm a race car driver. This is Florida."

"Oh, yeah. Well, anyway, whatever I was sayin'. Did I tell you, I used to fly one of these things?"

"Yes, you did. About a hundred times already."
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