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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 02:21 PM
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Jutht got back from a woot canal and my faith ith thtill numb...
Edited on Thu Feb-19-04 02:32 PM by Richardo
...athk me to try and thtop dwooling!
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Sequoia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 02:33 PM
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1. You're funny
You should be Chimpy's speech writer so he can say the words right. I hate root canels, and the dentists office too.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 02:34 PM
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2. A Richardo self-portrait
Edited on Thu Feb-19-04 02:35 PM by GOPisEvil


Edit - hope you feel better soon.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 02:37 PM
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5. HAHAHAHAHAHA! That's exactly how I feel...
...now if I can only get a shirt like that and play the trumpet 1/100th as good as Dizzy did - then I'd have something.

Wichawdo <--- former (lousy) trumpet player in HS jazz band
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TheMightyFavog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 02:34 PM
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3. Little shop quote time!
Orin: Let me ask you something! Does this scare you? Would you like if I took this and headed right for your damn incisors?
Seymour:
Orin: It'd hurt, right?
Seymour: Uh huh.
Orin: You'd scream, right?
Seymour: Uh huh.
Orin: Well get your ass in here!
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 02:35 PM
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4. Reminds me of that West Wing episode
in the first season when CJ had to have emergency root canal. She came back all swollen and sore and Josh had some real fun w/ her making her repeat "briefing" over and over again and say "foggy bottom".

I really miss the staff banter in that show.
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Lars39 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 02:40 PM
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6. Is it safe?
:evilgrin:
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 02:51 PM
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7. HERE!! TAKE the damn diamonds!!
If I was the director, "Marathon Man" would have been a MUCH shorter movie.

:scared:
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Lars39 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 02:56 PM
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10. I saw that dang movie the night before I had a cavity filled as a teen.
Then at the dentist's office they had a tv set to Lost in Space. They gave me too much gas.
They had to practically pry me off the ceiling when the robot was yelling, "DANGER, DANGER, Will Robinson". :shudder:
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KCDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 02:54 PM
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8. yowza!
I feel your pain.

Got any good pain meds? ;)
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 02:55 PM
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9. Funny you should ask...
Edited on Thu Feb-19-04 02:56 PM by Richardo
...could be a mellow weekend... :hippie:
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KCDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 03:38 PM
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13. enjoy!
There are some good things about oral surgery. Just don't pull a Rush on us, 'k? :hi:
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 06:43 PM
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16. You won't see *MY* face on the next DU donation chart!
uh uh, no way...

:hi: KCDem (and TXlib: defrost those peas yet? :evilgrin: )
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 03:27 PM
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11. Owwwie!
To cheer you:

Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his balls. The dentist says, "Madam, I believe you've got a hold of my privates." The woman replies, "Yes. We're going to be careful not to hurt each other, aren't we."

Q: Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?
A: He wanted to transcend dental medication.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady's teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her a story as he was putting on his surgical gloves.

"Do you know how they make these rubber gloves?"

She said, "No, I don't have any idea."

"Well," he spoofed, "Down in Mexico they have this big building set up with a large tank of latex, and the workers are all picked according to hand size. Each individual walks up to the tank, dips their hands in and then walks around for a bit while the latex sets and dries right onto their hands! Then they peel off the gloves and throw them into the big 'Finished Goods Crate' and start the process all over again."

She didn't laugh one bit.

Five minutes later, during the procedure, he had to stop cleaning her teeth because she burst out laughing.

The old woman blushed and exclaimed,
"I just suddenly thought about how they must make condoms!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist: $90.00.
Patient: $90.00 for just a few minutes work???
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.

A friend of mine went to the dentist recently. He commented that it must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth. He said, "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."

Q: What do you call a depressed dentist?
A: A little down in the mouth.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 06:36 PM
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14. Pretty funny, Goddess...
"I can extract it very slowly if you like." Yoiks!
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 03:37 PM
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12. YOu keep talking like that and we will have to dress you in a sweater.....
and call you Retardo.

Hope you feel better.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 06:37 PM
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15. Thanksh, Underpantsch...
I'm kidding, the novocaine's worn off now. :-(
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