Two Blondes Walk Into A Building...

[Intelsucks]

You'd think one of them would have seen it.

[xchrom]

1. rim shot

will you be here all week?

[lovedems]

2. Hey! I am blonde!

What? I don't get it! Explain it to me! Are you trying to insult me?


Just kidding. I find blonde jokes funny because I am not a stoopid blond!


:silly:

[RandomUser]

11. You're definitely not a "stupid" blonde

because then we might have to call you horrible names like -- gasp -- republican! :)

[LynneSin]

3. Why do brunettes tell dumb blonde jokes?

Because they have nothing else to do on their weekends

<rim shot>

[matcom]

4. What's the first thing a blonde does after sex?

she thanks the team :D

[Westegg]

5. As a blonde, I have to say...

...They keep putting those buildings right in my way!

[CO Liberal]

6. What's Blonde - Brunette - Blonde - Brunette - Blonde - Brunette ?

A blonde doing cartwheels.

[pagerbear]

10. I am shocked, shocked!

[RobertSeattle]

7. Two REPUBLICAN Blondes walk into a building

Just a suggestion.

[ronnykmarshall]

8. and blame it on the liberal media.

[KCDem]

9. did you hear the one about the blonde with a sore bellybutton?

Her boyfriend was blonde, too.

[MissMillie]

12. a naked blonde walks into a bar w/ a duck under her arm

and the bartender says, "What is this... some kind of a joke?"