CAPTION the awkward silence of the bitter truth

[underpants]

[underpants]

1. I down'T have to anther ththat I justht got a woot canal

for Richardo

[Fenris]

2. "Yool nayver get me lucky charms!"

[GOPisEvil]

3. Helen, if you keep asking tough questions, I'm holding my breath

'til I turn blue!

[underpants]

7. I swear he is actually getting redder everytime I look at it

in that reddish blue kinda way.

[BigMcLargehuge]

4. But I WANNA COOKIE!!!!

and I'm gonna hold my breath until I die!!!!!

[myrna minx]

5. Look--its the new Scott McClellan bobble-head. n/t

[underpants]

6. Stupid Hollywood they told me I could be Eddie Munster in the remake

but nooooooooooooooooo they "shelved it" said they couldn't get Rummy to sign on as Herman and Perle refused to be Grampa without Frum rewrites.

[onebigbadwulf]

8. Please stop asking me stuff... I really don't know anything

They just put me up here every day to give you the run around so Bushie doesn't have to himself.

I mean, seriously, when was the last time I ever gave you any new information with real substance? Never. I just give you general half-assed answers to everything and you idiots still haven't caught on. I KNOW NOTHING! I KNOW NOTHING!!!!!

[underpants]

9. Teeth chattering chin a quiver he's not sure if he can muster one more lie

STRONG LEADERSHIP!!!!!!!! finally passes his nervous lips

[name not needed]

10. ill answer your question

when me shit turns purple and tastes like rainbow sherbet.

[cosmicdot]

11. careful, that frown might freeze and be permanent ... oh, it is?

[Lisa]

12. The boss says we all have to practice the "frownyface"

So it doesn't look as weird when HE does it.


http://www.thefirsttwins.com/refs/washpost20001227.html

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

13. Sniff....I try soooooo hard....

I cover for him the best that I possibly can....and then he goes and says that stupid Canadian is prettier than me!

[loftycity]

14. Now they are going to take my Flag pin away....

[scottcsmith]

15. Hmmm...

You know, if I were drunk enough, I could bang Helen Thomas.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

16. He looks like he wants to cry.... Ari, why did you leave us....Ari

come back...By the power of the white house... I command you...

COME BACK, DAMMIT!