Watched the Big Lebowski last night,

[geniph]

and now, having actually met Zomby Woof, and having recently viewed the movie, I now understand why all the Zomby's friends call him Walter. ;-)

"Everything's a travesty with you, man!"

[onebigbadwulf]

1. Did you drink every time they said "dude"?

[geniph]

3. No, but I did do a classic spit take

at about the same point the Dude does one of the best spit takes on film - when Maude Lebowski tells him her posture is to increase the chances of conception.

[tridim]

2. This isn't nam, this is bowling.. There are rules.

Eight year olds Dude.

[geniph]

4. AM I THE ONLY PERSON WHO CARES ABOUT THE RULES?

(yelled while waving a .45 around a bowling alley)

[CrownPrinceBandar]

6. "Smokey, your'e entering a world of pain..." n/t

[sweetheart]

5. Certainly pegged the Malibu police dead on

Those asshole police shoot people for speeding. Fuck the malibu police... I'm glad they got them on camera.. :-)

[Westegg]

7. Jesus Quintana sez:

What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I was gonna fuck you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

9. He's my favorite part of the movie

[MrBenchley]

8. I see you're not familiar with the sport of golf

One of my favorite moments: "He said I could have any rug in the house."

[geniph]

11. "Nihilists!

Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos."

[frylock]

10. donny.. shut the fuck up

[geniph]

12. You're not wrong, Walter,

you're just an asshole.

[sasquatch]

13. "Like we even dreamed of taking your bullshit money!!"

:DClassic