Insult me mercilessly; I'm 15 away from 5K posts

[Bossy Monkey]

(and don't care for "Ask me anything" threads)

[CatWoman]

1. Moderator!!! Alert!!!!

Disrupter!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GrovelBot -- where are you when we need you?????

[Bossy Monkey]

11. Hey, maybe I could re-register as GrovelBot! n/t

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

2. Why should I insult you if you won't give me your location?

[Bossy Monkey]

7. Is this a Zen koan? n/t

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

14. No

pedestrian jibberish void of any spiritual or poetic value.

[sweetcee]

3. undisclosedlocation

Ha! We all know where you are.

[Bossy Monkey]

9. Hell, I don't know where I are! n/t

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

4. RAHHHH!

*attack*

[Bossy Monkey]

20. AAAAAAAAAH! Not the big blue animated attack dog!

Terrifyin' :)

[sweetcee]

5. Locking

flamebait

[Robb]

6. You, sir...

...are a Dingbat. :P

[Bossy Monkey]

13. Am not am not am not!

Sorry, best I could come up with. What the hell does that signature mean?

[Robb]

16. I know you are but what am I?

:D

It's Morse code. Helps with my image as an enigma. :evilgrin:

[CatWoman]

8. message deleted

name removed

[LastKnight]

10. and i thought i needed a life...

well, i still do, but i dont feel so bad.

-LK

[Bossy Monkey]

12. In my defense, I gotta stay online a while

'cause we're planning the evening's festivities via email.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

15. You've got some nerve!

I'm 51 posts away from 5000, and would never resort to tripe like this to pick up my post count!

99 bottles of beer will at least send you away with some useful info! ;-)

[Bossy Monkey]

17. Shouldn't that be 99 bottles of Guinness on the wall? n/t

[GoddessOfGuinness]

21. Diversity is a joy to the palate...

:beer:

[Shanty Oilish]

18. I just hit 4000 myself...

4000 Ignores that is. :cry:

[Bossy Monkey]

19. Oh fooey, who would ignore you?

I probably have that many (ignores) just for the music polls, but what the hey.