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Onlooker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 06:38 PM
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Poll question: Which would you prefer after death?
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Whitacre D_WI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 06:39 PM
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1. Gimme my virgins!
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Onlooker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 06:45 PM
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2. I'm not sure you want them
Edited on Thu Feb-19-04 06:45 PM by Onlooker
I have a feeling they were once nuns! :)
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SeanQuinn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 06:45 PM
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3. They're still virgins!!!!
:)
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Whitacre D_WI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 06:46 PM
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4. Hey, Sean, do you want me to wash your mouth out with soap?
You're too young to talk like that. "Virgins." Sheesh!
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 06:47 PM
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5. Virgins are highly over-rated
They're needy and incompetent and unpredictable and get weepy afterward and then there's the fingerpointing and blaming and the guy with the shotgun chasing you around town...
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arcane1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 06:57 PM
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6. you can keep the virgins..
I want experience! :evilgrin:
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Mz Pip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 11:15 PM
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22. I think the actual translation
isn't 77 virgins but 77 white raisins (supposedly a delicacy where grapes probably don't grow well.). Kind of changes the take on things.

MzPip
:dem:
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NoPasaran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-20-04 01:53 PM
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27. I want my raisins dammit!
mmmmm Raisins
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northzax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-20-04 02:03 PM
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28. can I get them chocolate covered?
cause that would make a big difference in choosing between that and fire and brimstone.
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scottcsmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 07:00 PM
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7. My soul to live on
If the laws of physics allow it, I'd like my essence, my soul if you will, my memories, to live on as energy, and somehow have the means to travel through time and space.

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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-20-04 01:32 PM
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24. That sounds pretty cool...
I'll have what he's having.
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childslibrarian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 07:06 PM
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8. What happened to none of the above?
What happened to "feel the force, Luke"?
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Faygo Kid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 07:15 PM
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9. What, no Other?
No Atkins diet, no Celine Dion, no Detroit Tigers losing record, no George W. Bush; yes to floating on the lake, plenty of cashews, an occasional waffle, lots of good books and Cindy Crawford. Is that too much to ask?
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geniph Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 07:22 PM
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10. Reincarnation
with awareness. I want to get it right from the get-go this time.
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democracy eh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 08:03 PM
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11. to be absorbed by the roots of trees
then eaten by deer and rabbit
nutrients and molecules scattered through the forest in turds



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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 10:15 PM
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19. That brings a tear to my eye, democracy eh *sniff*
Especially the part about turds.
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democracy eh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-20-04 11:00 AM
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23. I find it an oddly romantic notion
strange as it it. after a lifetime of taking from the earth, to finally give back what we have borrowed.

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onebigbadwulf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 08:06 PM
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12. What happened to
"be born again into a rich trust fund"???
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 08:22 PM
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13. Can't it all just stop -even heaven must get boring after 20,000 years
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Nikia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 08:47 PM
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14. Eternity is what disturbs me most about the issue
I am a Christian believer but I worry about death sometimes. I suppose it is the whole unknown aspect of it. I don't know if I really would want to live forever in heaven. On the otherhand, I would not want to be permanently dead forever either. Forever is such a long time, so long to live, so long to die. I see life as a game and I know that I want to continue to play this game for quite a while. After that, eternity scares me.
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 09:15 PM
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15. Send me to hell
and give me the sno-cone concession.
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Picasso Donating Member (6 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 09:26 PM
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16. Where is Brad Pitt on the list?
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AlFrankenFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 10:10 PM
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17. Hard choice...
but dust beats the hell out of Pat Robertson! *shudders*
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 10:14 PM
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18. Come back to haunt the Bush Administration
and embarrass them by exposing their bullying, tyrannical ways and perfidy.
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bubblesby2002 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 10:15 PM
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20. I want to come back
and change the world. So I want to reincarnate as someone who actually has some power. Ambitious what?
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 10:35 PM
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21. Live in a heaven envisioned by Robb the dingbat
I think it involves a sled and a lot of dogs.
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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-20-04 01:32 PM
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25. Just make sure you're the lead dog.
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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-20-04 01:37 PM
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26. MMmm fire... brimstone...
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Loonman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-20-04 02:04 PM
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29. I'd prefer not to be fucked by necrophiliacs
Heh.
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Faygo Kid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-20-04 02:15 PM
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30. Great slogan for your gravestone.
Hah! I love it.
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catmandu57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-20-04 02:26 PM
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31. Toasted, scattered, and soon forgotten
I knew nothing before birth and I suspect I will never know I'm dead.
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