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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 06:57 PM
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Oh my gay stars! A question for Allen!
I asked this here, but that thread's dropping and just DON'T feel like kicking it.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=364463&mesg_id=364636

Anyway, here goes. Since you and I are some of those people that are controlled by the DLC. Ya know, the people that are hell bent on destroying any progressive/liberal candidate because we are brainwashed drones of Clinton.

When you get your daily transmission from DLC HQ, have you been having issues with your Brain Chip?

I swear if I sit JUST RIGHT in front of the TV, I can pick up all premium cable channels. It's saving me a bundle!!!
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 06:59 PM
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1. I'm in that club, too...
I get my daily update via my Tivo dial-in. The only problem with that is that once I paused the Tivo to take a phone call, forgot to turn it back on, and accidentally started a third-party.
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 07:02 PM
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3. I hate when that happens!
One day I had to pause three times and almost created a small nation.
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 07:04 PM
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5. aha...
that explains The Netherlands.
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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 07:00 PM
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2. Well, I'm sorry, but, I, for one,
still admire Clinton greatly, not to mention what he did for the country, and I desperately miss his presidency right now, so I don't consider myself to be a "brainwashed drone of Clinton."

Flame away, lol!
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 07:03 PM
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4. No flames here ...
..... ok, I can FLAME at times. But you know what I mean.
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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 07:09 PM
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6. LOL!
Yes, I do know exactly what you mean!
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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 10:44 PM
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20. OK, I have to ask.

What, exactly, did he do for the country?
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XanaDUer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 07:09 PM
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7. Heh, heh
Edited on Thu Feb-19-04 07:09 PM by LibertyChick
Yeah, my group gets the dispatches daily...
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woofless Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 07:40 PM
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8. I have my dish mounted purposely low on the garage wall
so I can stand in front of it and intercept the signal directly.

p.s. the lobotomy helps, I swear.
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 07:42 PM
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9. I've tried that
But I kept getting a sun tan. Which wasn't the problem, but I had to start standing there nude and turning around and around to get an even tan.
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 07:47 PM
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10. I already have cable... so I'm not realizing any savings...
but it is fun to be able to tune in the high-end digital "MusicSource" channels without having to turn on the TV. On a good day, I pick up the old-school Disco from the 70's and 80's.

-- Allen

P.S. What did you think of today's transmission? Wasn't that cool? Boy, those progressive/greens are just going to flip out when they learn what we've got planned next.

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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 07:49 PM
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11. sssshhhhhhhh!!!!!!
Edited on Thu Feb-19-04 07:49 PM by Dookus
shut uuuuuuppp!! Ixnay on the anplay!
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 07:53 PM
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13. Well I ain't one to gossip ...
but THAT little bit of "news" today wasn't a shock to ME!!

Who would have thought that Nader did ....... ya know what was told to us in the transmission.

Lord, them greens are gonna freak!
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 07:51 PM
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12. MUST....SUPPORT.....KERRY....
The DLC sends my orders to the 80 ft. satellite dish that comes out of my ass.:)
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Rowdyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 08:00 PM
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14. The DLC has an experiment going on down south
we get our talking points from the Big Dog telepathically each morning at 6:45am. That damn "brain chip" gave me headaches and double vision (at least I think it was the chip). Had to have it removed.
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 08:01 PM
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15. Lucky You!!
You know... for ONCE it's good to be a PART OF the conspiracy instead of being the HAPLESS VICTIM.

-- Allen
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Rowdyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 08:13 PM
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17. You mean you're not Illuminati?
Edited on Thu Feb-19-04 08:15 PM by Rowdyboy
...uh...nevermind...
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Zero Gravitas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 08:12 PM
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16. OMFG!
Its is all clear to me now!

That "flying saucer" that abducted me was controlled by the DLC! ...although what was the point of the all that "probing" ?

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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 08:14 PM
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18. We do that to make sure you're not really
a republican. We have to check for any heads up your ass. Sorry 'bout that.
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 08:54 PM
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19. Sorry about the probing.
That was Clinton's idea. :P

(I'm just kidding)
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 11:13 PM
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21. Oh... that was my FAVORITE part!
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SheWhoMustBeObeyed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-20-04 06:50 AM
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22. o/t but
Arwalden, I love that duck. Where'd you get him?
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-20-04 08:09 AM
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23. Thanks! The Duck Is...
the character known as "Queer Duck" from the Showtime short cartoons also know as "Queer Duck". They run about 2-3 minutes and usually are shown after Showtime's "Queer As Folk" series.

You can watch every episode at www.sho.com/queerduck ... there are also Queer Duck downloads, screensavers, e-cards, etc.

-- Allen
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SheWhoMustBeObeyed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-20-04 08:42 AM
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24. "Sheaves!"
Too much fun. Thanks for the link!
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