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waterman Donating Member (585 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-21-04 01:20 PM
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What will eventually happen to Ann Coulter?
Will she live to a ripe old age? Will she die of an illness? If so, what type? Will she be murdered? If so how and by whom? Will she move to another country? If so which one? Or something totally different that I hadn't thought of. Let's consider the possibilities.
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DuctapeFatwa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-21-04 01:23 PM
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1. A Fox reality show where she's upstaged regularly by Paris Hilton

if there's a God..
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waterman Donating Member (585 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-21-04 01:25 PM
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4. Oh, that is so good!
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 12:01 AM
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53. Genius.
Truly.

:toast:
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phaseolus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-21-04 01:24 PM
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2. "In the long run, we'll all be dead."
Edited on Sat Feb-21-04 01:26 PM by phaseolus
the obvious answer.

More to the point of your question, she'll fade into obscurity after a while. (Remember 20 years ago? Morton Downey Jr. was a big deal? Who talks about him now?)

She's admitted publicly that she gets attention because of her long pretty hair. Truth is, anyone can spew outrageous crap, so if the only thing that makes you marketable is your looks (such as they are...) it's only a matter of time before someone younger, prettier, and more venomous comes along.

It's a shelf life thing. And a few months after her sell-by date she'll probably hole up somewhere with a couple cases of gin and cartons of Marlboros and develop painful health problems in her 60s.
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thom1102 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-21-04 02:12 PM
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25. Well, that's because Mort Downey Jr died of Lung cancer...
That's why no one talks about him anymore.
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Carolina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-22-04 09:59 PM
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51. considering she's a chain smoker,
she may meet the same fate, even sooner
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NNadir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 12:52 AM
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63. Normally, having seen my father go through it, I wouldn't wish it on
anyone. But I can make an exception.
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knight_of_the_star Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-21-04 01:24 PM
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3. She will
Be found dead in a gutter one morning.
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BillZBubb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-21-04 01:25 PM
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5. He will have that sex change operation
and become the woman that is hidden deep inside--crying to be let out.
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emanymton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-21-04 01:57 PM
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19. Why? He Looks Good? In A Dress ........whimper
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gator_in_Ontario Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-21-04 01:26 PM
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6. Tar and feathers works for me! n/t
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Must_B_Free Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-21-04 01:27 PM
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7. Cancer
Edited on Sat Feb-21-04 01:27 PM by Must_B_Free
the evil in her soul will literally eat away her physical being.

Of course the chain smoking doesn't help either.
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Frank_Person Donating Member (404 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-21-04 01:28 PM
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8. She'll spew her hatefilled crap untill she's near death...
and then say "oops, I was an asshole and wrong" just before she dies like Wallace did.
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imax2268 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-21-04 01:29 PM
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9. As much as I dislike her...
I wouldn't wish anything bad on her...I'm quite sure that people will get tired of her rants and she will fade away...people get tired of the same ol same ol...
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Thtwudbeme Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-21-04 01:30 PM
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10. A room with soft walls
and no windows.

Lots of medication.
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alittlelark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 01:48 AM
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65. Agreed, I've thought that for awhile
it's just a matter of time!!:evilgrin:
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still_one Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-21-04 01:40 PM
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11. She will come out of the closet
And admit that Mary Chenny and her are married
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Tripper11 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-21-04 01:43 PM
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12. Thinnnnnerrr.......
she will continue to get thinner and thinner until one day...:nuke: POOF!
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paranoid floyd Donating Member (146 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-21-04 01:44 PM
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13. Fade
She will fade much like the stench of a 'green apple splatter' bowel movement after a night of wings and draft beer.
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waterman Donating Member (585 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-21-04 01:49 PM
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16. Ouch! That was rough!
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Catshrink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-21-04 01:47 PM
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14. Presdient Kerry's AG will charge her with treason and she'll die in jail.
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peterh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-22-04 03:05 AM
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42. My exact thoughts.

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Kickin_Donkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-21-04 01:49 PM
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15. I think she'll commit suicide ...
There's a LOT of pathology there. For a human being to spout that much outrageous hatred, venom, and lies ... well, you know this person is deeply troubled and it's eating her from the inside out. Something has to give. Hell, she's only a pathetic shell of a human being as it is.

Her confidence, smugness, and physical "attractiveness" in front of the camera are a facade. When her looks face, her star will fade, and she'll realize what a tool she's been and that she's a pseudo-person. There is and will be absolutely no love or beauty in her existence.

They'll find here dead somewhere, having taken her own life.
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pink_poodle Donating Member (605 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-21-04 02:07 PM
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22. Yes, she is tragic and seems unhappy, so................
good riddance to her when she tops herself.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-21-04 01:50 PM
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17. She'll be sacrificed for the cause, ala Barbara Olsen
At least this time nobody will have to cry crocodile tears for her on national television.
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-21-04 01:55 PM
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18. A house will fall on her.
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-21-04 02:04 PM
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20. Steam roller
;)

Actually, you beat me to it, except I was gonna use the other obvious reference:

Someone will throw a bucket of water on her. :P
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thom1102 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-21-04 02:14 PM
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26. DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN!!!
I am just not quick enough off the draw!

How about a bucket of water?
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Dogmudgeon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-21-04 02:05 PM
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21. A Fate Worse than Death
Obscurity.

"Ann Who?" asks a newbie on DU in 2010.

Betcha less than 5% of the people here know who John Stormer or Martin Dies were, or the significance of Quemoy and Matsu.

Not that such people are uninformed. There is so much to keep up with that it's impossible to remember it all. But these people and places were burning issues in their times, and few people over 40 remember them -- which may be a blessing in disguise!

--bkl
More people remember Murray the K.
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waterman Donating Member (585 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-21-04 02:08 PM
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23. I like your answer best of all I think.
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pink_poodle Donating Member (605 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-21-04 02:08 PM
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24. Nobody I know here has ever heard of her, even at the.............
epitome of her "fame".
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Faygo Kid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-21-04 02:27 PM
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27. Detox, then claim victim status
Just like Rush. I think Ann has some kind of substance abuse problem, maybe booze.
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SpaceCatMeetsMars Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-21-04 02:28 PM
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28. She will end up the way all people like her end up
She is too mean to die until she's dragged away screaming, so she will get old and live in a really nice house and have a lot of money, but she won't really like or trust anyone. Her relatives or care-takers will scheme for her money because people like her drive away any kind people and end up with selfish, greedy people taking care of them to get their money. Or they pay strangers and yell at them all day.

It's a good chance Limbaugh and Scaife and Cheney and a lot of powerful people like them will end up the same way - bitter and angry and surrounded by people they hate -- because they don't understand anything deeper than selfishness and money, so they can't attract anyone or anything good to their lives.
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waterman Donating Member (585 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-21-04 02:46 PM
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31. Damn, that was good.
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 12:11 AM
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55. Wow! You talk about *reality*!
That is it.

:toast:
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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 12:51 AM
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62. Oh, how I hope you're right!

It would be exactly the fate that woman deserves!
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-21-04 02:29 PM
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29. Presiding over the damned from her fiery throne?
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doc03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-21-04 02:36 PM
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30. She will marry Matt Drudge and have many very ugly children.
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randr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-21-04 03:33 PM
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32. Who is Ann Coulter???
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myomy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-21-04 03:51 PM
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33. She's made of bone, skin, hair and hate
.
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porkrind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-22-04 09:54 PM
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48. I really laughed out loud !!!
Thanks, that was a good one!
:yourock:

It all comes down to Karma.

In any healthy flavor of religion or philosophy, lies and hatred are not good healthy things for people. Like Karma, the golden rule, ect. She can never be a good person telling those lies. You can't do wrong and feel right. Either she changes her ways and gets healthier, or keeps on lying and hating, in which case she gets sicker. :puke:

I just hope she doesn't infect other people with her cancerous hatred.
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AgadorSparticus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-21-04 03:58 PM
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34. She'll die from an infection from all the lies biting her in the ass.
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 12:29 AM
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59. What ass?????
:shrug:
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Old and In the Way Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-21-04 04:00 PM
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35. She'll end up a cheap wine drunk who'll spend the rest of her
pathetic life sitting by herself at the end of the bar; raging on about imaginary treasonists and the liberals who exposed her for the worthless POS she is.
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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-21-04 04:14 PM
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36. Maybe someday she'll marry somebody named Achronism n/t
Edited on Sat Feb-21-04 04:15 PM by undisclosedlocation
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hyphenate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-21-04 04:15 PM
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37. hdh, heh, heh
Don't start giving me ideas...........
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rasputin1952 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-21-04 04:24 PM
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38. She'll wind up on Hollywood Squares...
and not the center.

To be honest, I think she will fade away. She'll just move off to the darkness head bowed and body bent over from the mental anguish of having realized that she was used as a shill.

It is hard to describe the opposing emotions of joy and sympathy I'll feel when that day comes.

O8)
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belle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-22-04 01:14 AM
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39. Or Branson, MO
Her and Anita Bryant; they can form a double act.

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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 12:02 AM
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54. Yes, Branson! The closest thing to hell in the United States...
May Yakoff Smirnoff can open for them.

:puke:
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slackdude Donating Member (304 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 12:20 AM
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57. What Vegas would be like if Ned Flanders ruled the world
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 12:30 AM
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60. Hah! Right on, slackdude!
Good one -- :toast:
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mykpart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-22-04 01:17 AM
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40. Someone will spill water on her
and she will melt!
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Guy Whitey Corngood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-22-04 02:52 AM
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41. She will go back to playing a giraffe in sesame street.
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maveric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-22-04 03:12 AM
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43. When the Reich falls they will shave her head and paint a swastika on
her forehead like the French, Dutch and Belgians did after the liberation in 1944.
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maveric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-22-04 03:15 AM
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44. Dupe, please delete
Edited on Sun Feb-22-04 03:16 AM by maveric
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SheWhoMustBeObeyed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-22-04 08:34 PM
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45. While eating her own young
she will overlook one who will escape, and that child will grow up to kill her by piercing her heart of stone. I think. I could be confusing her with someone else.
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MrSlayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-22-04 08:36 PM
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46. Eventually she will die. Let's just hope sooner than later.
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The Lone Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-22-04 08:39 PM
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47. She will grow old, as do we all
Edited on Sun Feb-22-04 08:40 PM by The Lone Liberal

Although she will not do so with grace. As age begins to trace its flow upon her visage she will engage in repeated cosmetic surgeries, gathering that loosening skin ever upward, until that sad day when she will truly be speaking out-of-her-ass.
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PassingFair Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-22-04 09:55 PM
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49. Two Words
Prostate Cancer
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 07:30 AM
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69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
My dearest, that one is the best.

:loveya:
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ArkDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-22-04 09:58 PM
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50. She will marry Wes Clark and have 7 children.
She will be elected Senator and get a single payer helath insurance law passed.
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AlFrankenFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-22-04 11:57 PM
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52. She lose her mind
One day, she'll be sitting somewhere, and she'll just explode. For a while she'll wonder around Washington DC, occasionally interrupting sessions of Congress and tour groups around the area, shouting random lies she has told over the years. Then, when she's making a public specacle of herself at a water fountain claiming she can turn water into wine, the cops will drag her off to some insane asylum, and we'll never have to see or hear of her again.
Life's a bitch now isn't it, Coulter?
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slackdude Donating Member (304 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 12:19 AM
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56. Everyone will confuse her with...
Ilsa: She Wolf of the SS - please help with the Ann Coulter google bombing campaign: http://jasonbuckley.com/blog/2004_02_22_archive.html#107748554986393884
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Mobius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 12:21 AM
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58. die from heart attack from anorexia
Edited on Mon Feb-23-04 12:21 AM by Mobius
who else finds it ironic that shes anorexic, given the fact that its a disease brought on by inferiority complexes and feelings of worthlessness advocated by the GOP?
:shrug:just curious
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 12:47 AM
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61. She will be reincarnated
as a cockroach.
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DEM FAN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 01:27 AM
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64. She Is Going To HELL.
;-)
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Goldberg Donating Member (363 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 01:54 AM
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66. Maybe she'll fall off the face of this earth..
and into hell.
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Piperay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 04:20 AM
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67. She's going to hell
when she dies with all the other evil people like herself. :evilfrown:
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Ganja Ninja Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 07:28 AM
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68. She'll be sued for giving someone a social disease.
And eventually after she dies she'll be eaten by rats like Kenny on South Park.
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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 08:17 AM
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70. The most evil thing is what i wish on her...
namely, to live to a ripe old age, decades after becoming totally irrelevant and forgotten, and seeing everything she cares about turn to ashes.
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