I need approx 30 posts to hit 1000, Ask me something, anything...

[MurikanDemocrat]

I'm not hard to please. Nor am I hard to entertain! Ask me somthing - I aim to please!

[Darranar]

1. What was the subject of your 444th post?

Well, you said anything...

[MurikanDemocrat]

9. It was something political, and was most likely in GD 2004

You butthole.:D

[nini]

2. what is your SSN, name and date of birth?

:evilgrin:

[MurikanDemocrat]

11. Okay

555-555-5555

MurikanDemocrat

05-55-1955

[Streetdoc270]

3. ok...

Why do people ignore you unless you have 1000+ posts?

[nini]

6. You're not being ignored..

Depends on alot of stuff.. keep plugging along and you'll fall into the groove.

[Exultant Democracy]

21. Great post and good advice

There was some "scientific" DU study about thread killers a while ago, and all the biggest thread killers were well over 1000 post.

[LincolnMcGrath]

57. HEY

I resemble that remark! The thread killer thing was great.

[MurikanDemocrat]

15. I wish!

I have not been ignored! I was reported to Admin section today! By name! I am annoyed about it.

But I am also quoted by a DUer in their sig line, so I feel honored about that. :)

I definately do NOT feel ignored.

[MurikanDemocrat]

26. See post #15. I do not feel ignored.

[Langis]

4. Do you like white castle burgers?

[MurikanDemocrat]

16. Never had one

But I like burgers of all types.

[muffin_man]

5. Why does having less than 100 post kill a thread?

I post and the thread dies! I must smell or something.

[Katherine2]

7. It's not dead

it's just in a coma. Are you almost there?

[nini]

8. nah.... even if you smelled.. how would we know?

keep posting!!

:-)

[brainshrub]

12. Nah, you'll catch on.

[MurikanDemocrat]

18. I don't know

I honestly don't know how to answer this.:shrug:

[IronLionZion]

10. what color underwear do you have on?

you said anything :evilgrin:

[MurikanDemocrat]

19. White

[IronLionZion]

13. What's cooking?

[MurikanDemocrat]

20. No cooking in this house

just sandwiches

[IronLionZion]

14. And remember not to spam

that means no more than 4 consecutive replies

[MurikanDemocrat]

22. Why?

:shrug:

[IronLionZion]

25. you'll get automatically banned

[MurikanDemocrat]

29. I don't understand??? 4 consecutive replies to what??

4 replies to a post anywhere will get an automatic ban for spam??? In any forum?? To any subject? To any question/issue? Please explain why that is an automatic ban?? I didn't see that in the rules i read just recently.

[IronLionZion]

31. maybe its within a certain time frame

that's what got me banned. I was trying to get out of the 700 club and did 4 consecutive replies. as in reply to a reply not to the same post

[MurikanDemocrat]

36. WTF? You got banned, but you are still here???

Listen, I've been drinking, but I'm not THAT drunk, or beyond reason. You are not making sense to me.

[IronLionZion]

40. I'm back to tantalize your mind!

[MurikanDemocrat]

46. You are fucking with my head!

:)

[northofdenali]

17. Are you now, or have you ever been, a member

of the ZombyWoof Yak Party?

[MurikanDemocrat]

24. What is a ZombyWoof Yak Party?

:wtf:

[Zomby Woof]

30. if I had to explain it

You wouldn't understand.

[MurikanDemocrat]

35. Oh! You are a Zombywoof!

:D

At least I get half of it now. *highFive*

[IronLionZion]

23. how old are you honey?

[MurikanDemocrat]

37. I am 29. *snicker* For several years now.

:D

[aquaman]

27. Where does the Easter Bunny live?

.....

[MurikanDemocrat]

38. In the Easter Bunny hut, silly

Geeze!

[IronLionZion]

28. Do I make you horny?

[MurikanDemocrat]

39. Um, no

[IronLionZion]

32. What will you do when you get 1000 posts?

[MurikanDemocrat]

41. I had not given tht any thought.

Maybe I'll just go to bed and sleep it off.

[Sugarbleus]

33. Do you think married men and women should actually

LIVE in the SAME household? What do you think about separate maintenance? ...I like the idea; he washes his socks, I wash mine

LOL

[MurikanDemocrat]

43. I don't beleive in "shoulds" I expect most married men and women do live

in the same household, but if they agree to take up separate maintenance that is fine with me if they both agree to it.

[IronLionZion]

34. What's taking so long?

get on with it!

[MurikanDemocrat]

44. Women take longer!

Be patient!

[EstimatedProphet]

42. What's the capital of Switzerland?

[MurikanDemocrat]

45. Beats the hell out of me.

What's IS capital of Switzerland? :shrug:

[EstimatedProphet]

49. Bern

[MurikanDemocrat]

47. I need 8 more questions!

[King of New Orleans]

48. I believe it's Zurich

but I could be wrong.

If you were a pickle, what kind of pickle would you be and why?

[MurikanDemocrat]

50. LOL!

Well, I'd be a pickled Beet if I were a pickle. Because it is a different kind of a pickle and I do not wish to be a run of the mill kind of person or pickle, and I like the pucker power that a pickled Beet has to offer.

How's that. :D

[MurikanDemocrat]

51. I need 3 more after this. HELP!

[IronLionZion]

53. Would you like fries with that?

[MurikanDemocrat]

54. Yes! Upsize my fries!

[ScreamingMeemie]

52. What time is it?

:shrug:

[MurikanDemocrat]

55. It's 2:22

Yay!!! And it's my 1000 post!

[LincolnMcGrath]

56. Have you read any

WRP?

[MurikanDemocrat]

58. Yes. Excellent book.

I cut my teeth on truthout as well. I am familiar with WRP.

[Maddy McCall]

59. Why couldn't you stay away?

Welcome back to DU. :hi:

[MurikanDemocrat]

60. I don't know what you mean about coming back to DU

or not being able to stay away to begin with.

But I think you meant that as a complimant so I'll take it.

Back atcha. :hi: