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BridgeTheGap Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 03:00 PM
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Burger King’s new Flame body spray offers an eau de meat for men
(this is really pretty sick!)

The way to a man's heart may be through his stomach, but the way to a woman's heart — according to Burger King — may be through a new meat-scented body spray.

While fast-food chains aren't exactly best known for selling signature fragrances, on Sunday The Home of the Whopper rolled out a men's body spray called Flame by BK. The 5-ml bottles are available for sale in Ricky's stores in New York City and on a dedicated Web site, firemeetsdesire.com.

If you're salivating for a chance to marinate yourself in flame-broiled flavor, relax: The experience can be yours for just $3.99 — a small price to pay for some seriously mouthwatering mojo.

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/28284679?GT1=43001
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 03:00 PM
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1. mmm. vegan repellent
See, it's all in the marketing.
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BridgeTheGap Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-08 08:08 AM
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15. I've had vegans tell me that they can smell "meat eaters." I guess BK
has captured the aroma.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-08 02:52 PM
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19. Dairy too.
Ovo-lacto vegetarians smell like cheese when they sweat.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 03:01 PM
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2. I'm gonna be a HUGE hit at the next vegan potluck!
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 03:02 PM
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3. Oh yeah!
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rcrush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 03:11 PM
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4. If I spray that shit on me will it make me want to eat whoppers?
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BridgeTheGap Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 03:14 PM
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6. Won't dogs start following you around? Wear it to the zoo and see
how the carnivores react.
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rcrush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 03:17 PM
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7. I hear the bears love it.
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BridgeTheGap Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 07:25 PM
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8. What about the Packers? n.t
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calico1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 03:14 PM
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5. Oh just what I want..
For him to smell like he's been in a greasy diner all day.

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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 07:36 PM
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9. I'll bet that creepy King uses it
:scared:
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BridgeTheGap Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-08 12:32 PM
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17. For real...what is up with that dude!?! He's like a Stephen King clown or something. n.t
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groovedaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 07:44 PM
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10. Is this a wonderful country or what!?! Now if they can get it down to the
various cuts of meat - t bone, etc. then they'll really have something.
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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 07:49 PM
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11. This will be off the market in a month, and not because of bad sales
This will sell well...to people wanting to poach carnivores. Just think: Sarah Palin will be able to poach all the wolves she wants without an airplane!
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 07:51 PM
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12. This publicity stunt will go down in flames!
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Lucian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 07:58 PM
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13. You know, just when I think I've seen it all...
I really haven't. This is pitiful.
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 08:33 PM
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14. Eww. You'd be followed by every dog and cat in the neighborhood.
And maybe vultures.
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Nickster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-08 08:09 AM
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16. I already give off the scent of meat wherever I go, so I don't need this. Maybe if I'm having an off
day or something.
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-08 12:34 PM
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18. Blerg!
That's just weird.
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-08 02:55 PM
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20. Finally! Now I can take this chuck roast out of my pants
The things we do for beauty.
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BreweryYardRat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-08 04:50 PM
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21. Ugh.
I can't even imagine willingly wearing that.
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-08 05:00 PM
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22. GMTA
"Vegan repellant" was the first thing I thought of, followed by "keeping flvegan off the couch."
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