If you had a Warning Label what would it read?

[ohiosmith]

OhioSmith
To be taken in small doses only.
Potential side effects include but are not limited to:
An urge to cause physical harm to OS
Headaches
Ass pains
Sleeplessness
Nausea

[schmuls]

1. ScorpioWoman Tonic Pills - Caution: Use only when needed and

in very small doses. Will likely cause dangerous side effects including confusion and bewilderment. Overuse may cause a libido too extreme to handle and a sense of unreality. Antidote: none known at this time, but you can try VirgoWoman Tonic Pills.

[flvegan]

2. Do Not Duplicate

[kentauros]

3. as follows:

"WARNING! WYRD WHEN WET!"

:P

[MineralMan]

4. Toxic Fumes! -- Do Not Follow Too Closely