Your favorite meth puzzle

[madinmaryland]

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Sorry! Couldn't resist the copy cat!

[MajorChode]

1. Mumblety peg has to be the all time classic

[Doc_Technical]

2. How about Russian roulette with a semi-automatic pistol?

I'll even let you go first.

[rcrush]

3. Two meth heads have a blanket, a clock, and a glass of orange juice

How do they use those tools to get some meth? Show your work.

[MajorChode]

4. That's easy

1) Wait till the convenience store closes.

2) Use OJ to keep the spiders from crawling on skin.

3) Throw clock through window.

4) Use blanket to make the hole big enough to crawl through.

5) Steal as much cigarettes and beer as you can carry.

6) Sell cigarettes and beer.

7) Buy meth.

[rcrush]

5. Very good!

Bonus question: A crackhead has some dog poop and a an empty cup. How does he get more crack?

[MajorChode]

6. That's an easy one

1) Wait at intersection until light turns red.

2) Smear dog shit on car window.

3) Offer to lick it off for a dollar.

4) Repeat steps 1-3 until you have enough to buy a rock.

[rcrush]

7. brilliant!

need more crack!

[Ptah]

8. How can $50.00 be turned into 600mph for twenty minutes?

:shrug:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

9. right now ?

the one where I try to save the girl's foot from where the meth head thought it would be....interesting? to burn it off with a cigarette lighter.

Not to mention the way he heated up the screwdriver and layed it on all parts of her body searing her flesh in long thin strips.

Yeah, trying to make her whole again has been a real puzzle for me.

Meth. Such a _lovely_ drug.

[Ptah]

10. ~

:hug:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

11. thanks

sorry to be a downer in this thread. I can't get this one off my mind.

[Ptah]

12. That shit is bad

:cry:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

14. yes

I just can not wrap my mind around what was done to this woman. I almost started a thread about it late last night.
and then this light-hearted thread...

just more than I could take tonight.

:(

[slay]

13. How do you get blood stains from a meth head/dealer off the floor?

Watch the awesome show Breaking Bad to find out! :evilgrin:

[Lethe]

15. deciding what size tile to refinish the bathroom floor in

all the tweakers i know actually do house cleaning and home improvement projects every week. They can't rest until they have remodeled something in their house.

that's the sign of a bad drug...one that actually makes you want to do menial labor.