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A really hot blond walks into a casino and places a $20,000 bet on a single roll of the dice. Just before the throw, she says, "Hold it. I'm always luckier when I'm naked." She takes off all of her clothes and strikes a seductive pose as the dealer throws the dice. When they come to rest, she jumps up and down yelling "I WON! I WON! I WON!" Then she gathers up her winnings and her clothes and leaves. The first dealer turns to the second and asks, "What were the dice showing?" He answers, "I don't know. I thought YOU were watching."
Moral of the story: Not all blonds are dumb, but all men are men.
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