Massachusetts doesn't lift the seat when it pees.

[Orrex]

Come on--don't act like you didn't know.

[rug]

1. And it never shuts the door, chester.

[sarge43]

2. It never covers its mouth when it coughes or sneezes.

Vermont and New Hampshire have spoken to it many times about this. Doesn't do any good.

[TZ]

3. You should post this in GD

Mr. 360 recs!!!11!!! :rofl:
Dude you have caught up to Dr. Strange on my list of funniest DU'er list...:thumbsup:

[annabanana]

4. and it squeezes the toothpaste from the middle of the tube.

[Kaleva]

5. And they pee in the kitchen sink when they think no one is looking.

[blue neen]

6. I get so tired of cleaning up after Masschusetts.

Thank heavens for Scrubbing Bubbles! :)

[Brewman_Jax]

7. They don't turn off the lights when they leave the room

:silly:

[Raven]

8. And doesn't replace the toilet paper...

[sarge43]

9. Drinks milk from the carton.

Empties it, puts the empty back and doesn't tell anyone.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

10. Didn't the pilgrims land there ...

... to escape from religious tolerance?

Wingers with funny hats.

:hi:

[Beer Snob-50]

11. we also don't wash our hands after going to the bathroom

and we masterbate continously.

[struggle4progress]

12. It doesn't stop at stop signs, either: it just toots and goes on through

[trof]

13. So what. Alabama got no seats.

We just squat.
;-)

[texanwitch]

14. We have outhouses in Texas.

We don't have to do all that stuff.

Poor Massachusetts is the new Texas.

[trof]

15. We just have a slit trench.

;-)

[texanwitch]

16. We just dig a new hole and move the outhouse.

The fancy ones have wheels.

[Orrex]

19. That might be the dirtiest thing I've ever read.

And I've read Dr. Strange's posts, for crying out loud!

[PVnRT]

25. You have a trench?

[kayakjohnny]

17. Massachusetts once shot a man in Reno.

Just to watch him die.

[sarge43]

18. Poor New Hampshire

So close to Massachusetts, so far from civilization.

[nolabear]

20. It calls you up, asks you out to the best restaurant in town and when the check arrives...

Need I say more?

[MiddleFingerMom]

21. Massachusetts had its way with me...

.
... and never called like it said it would.
.

[MissMillie]

22. I've learned to wipe the seat before I sit.

Every time.

[peekaloo]

23. farts at the dinner table, too.

loudly!

[Captain Hilts]

24. At least they pronounce 'Qua-hog' correctly. nt