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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-18-10 06:09 PM
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So I told my doctor, "I broke my leg in two places." And she said:
"Stop going to those places."
:rofl:
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-18-10 06:14 PM
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1. My dear trof!
This IS a joke, right?

You didn't really break your leg???

Stop going to those places!

:eyes:

:rofl:

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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-18-10 06:19 PM
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2. I'll be here all night. Be sure and tip your waitperson.
;-)
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-18-10 06:21 PM
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3. But is the veal any good?
;-)
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kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-18-10 07:32 PM
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7. Okay, here's a tip:
post your horror stories on notalwaysright.com :P
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bif Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-18-10 09:31 PM
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9. My doctor told me I need to quit masterbating.
I said, "Why"?
He said, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-18-10 09:42 PM
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10. Do you think I could sue...
.
...if that joke came about because my physician, um... violated our
doctor/patient confidentiality?
.
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JonLP24 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-18-10 06:27 PM
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4. Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested?
He was charged with battery!
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-18-10 06:35 PM
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5. LOL
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Skip Intro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-18-10 07:07 PM
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6. lol, reminds me of the guy arriving late for work & the boss yells "you should've been here at 8:30"
and the guy says, "why, what happened at 8:30?"
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kayakjohnny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-18-10 07:34 PM
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8. Ha!
My kind of joke!
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