This mild-mannered British chap has a wild imagination, which he shares verbally during his sleep. His wife blogs for him.
"Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you."
"Snail fiddling is not an occupation I'd be proud of. You dirty fucker."
"Can you hold... can you hold my starfish? It doesn't like it when I'm getting excited. Oh look, it likes you! Its legs are all cree-py cree-py."
http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/:rofl: