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Magleetis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-02-10 08:58 AM
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Sunday, Jesus will rise from the grave
and if he sees his shadow we have six more weeks of winter.

Happy Easter.
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-02-10 09:18 AM
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1. You have to sit in a REALLY sincere pumpkin patch to see him.
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-02-10 09:21 AM
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2. Heretic!
He secretly rises on Sat. evening to hide all the eggs.
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hippywife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-02-10 07:09 PM
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12. No! No! No!
Jesus had high cholesterol. The APOSTLES hid the eggs! :hi:
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Raffi Ella Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-02-10 09:59 AM
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3. Ha!
sounds about as plausible as most all the other stories about him...:evilgrin:
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-02-10 10:00 AM
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4. only if you hide your eggs under a chocolate rabbit
geez, how can you forget that part?
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hunter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-02-10 10:09 AM
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5. Nah, that's old.
Easter is "Party with Jesus!" day.

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Dyedinthewoolliberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-02-10 12:32 PM
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6. But seriously folks,
He'll say, 'did you have to use such a heavy rock?'
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-02-10 12:35 PM
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7. Peter! Peter! I can see my house from here!
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-02-10 01:15 PM
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8. Will he have an insatiable hunger for the brains of the living?
That's what I really want to know.
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-02-10 01:35 PM
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10. Many of his followers lack brains:
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HughBeaumont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-02-10 01:29 PM
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9. At least He'll be ready for an eclipse.
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apples and oranges Donating Member (772 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-02-10 01:38 PM
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11. I didn't know it was Sunday. Why isn't it listed on Yahoo Calendar?
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Forkboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-02-10 07:51 PM
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13. Disciples, my ass, they're LOSERS.
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