Someone broke into my fucking PM box.

[LeftyFingerPop]

There is nothing left in there but feathers.

I am going to search DUer names that have "bird" in them.

[BuelahWitch]

1. Kinky bastids, ain't they?

[MajorChode]

2. Seriesly, someone broke into a friend's email account

Here's what I got today...

Subject: I need urgent assistance!

I'm caught up in a real mess and i need your assistance. Sorry I didn't inform you about my
trip,I made a trip to the United Kingdom(Buckinghamshire) and a bizarre thing happened to me.I was mugged at gun point last night, it happened at the park of the Hotel were i was lodged but thank God i wasn't hurt, the muggers carted away with all my belongings excluding my passport. Cell, c-card, cash and some important documents. I was able to make contact with the Uk Police and i was directed to the Embassy, but they seems to be taking things too slow.My flight leaves soon but i am having problems sorting out the hotel bills and also need to get my ticket straightened out. I need a quick loan to get things fixed out here, I promise to refund as soon as i get back home.
$1.550 will just be perfect for me.Kindly get it sent to my details below:

Name:XXX XXXXXX
Address:73,Queen Alexandra Road, High Wycombe.
City: Buckinghamshire.
Postal Code: HP11 2JZ
Country:United Kingdom

I still have my passport here with me to claim the funds. Once you are done e-mail me the Confirmation details(MTCN) for the pickup of the funds.

Waiting to read from you soon

I love how the moron used a period instead of a comma in "$1.550"

[S n o w b a l l]

3. If there was corn in there, you could get that MFer

I don't know about the feathers.