What is it about you that drives the opposite sex crazy?

[Sky Masterson]

In either a good or bad way :popcorn:

[miscsoc]

1. in a good way: my eyes

i've been told this by many people - nice eyes. it is the one thing about me that is probably actually pleasant

in a bad way: alcoholism, goonish profanity, unreliability, tedious marxisant diatribes etc etc

[Sky Masterson]

2. For me

(Positively) Probably my sense of humor.What I lack in finesse I make up in funny :)
(Negatively) Confidence.

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. My username...

.
...and the fact that they see me discussing the hair on my
chest turning grey gives them a sense of gender confusion
when they can't tell whether they're the 'opposite sex' or not.
.

[CBR]

4. For me...

Good Way: I know a ton about and thoroughly enjoy sports. Most guys love it. I am also super laid back. Finally, my ass.

Bad Way: Political rants and I am not a very good cook at all (I try).

[Lyric]

5. Meh. Not much either way.

But I can write, dammit. :)

[Sky Masterson]

6. I'd say for you

That it was those green eyes. :)

[Aristus]

7. Even during my worst periods of feeling unattractive, I noticed that women liked my hair.

It had been smooth, silky, and baby-fine all my life. The ladies used to love running their fingers through it.

Started going bald when I was 24... :-(

What a slap in the face from life...

Strangely enough, that was around the time I started feeling more confident about myself, and going bald didn't actually slow me down. Some women seem to like confident bald men. Life is good... B-)

Hey, Sky. :hi: How's it going, dude?

[Sky Masterson]

8. Attitude goes a long way.

I am lucky to still have a full head of hair at 43.
What I've learned during my span on this crazy planet is that the important ones don't care how you look.The one's that matter care about whats below the surface.

Hey dude. I'm good.I'd be a whole lot better if Cathy Zeta Jones would call me and admit her unwavering love. ;)

[Aristus]

9. Too late, man. I just got off the phone with her.

She said to say 'hi', though, so 'hi', from Cathy... :P

[Sky Masterson]

11. You didn't use the Shakespeare on her ,did you?

:mad: :cry: My one true love has been taken from me..Oh the Huge-manatee!

[Aristus]

13. Works every time, bro... ;-)

Brush up your Shakespeare...

[Sky Masterson]

16. But soft,

what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and Cathy Zeta Masterson is the sun.
Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon,
Who is already sick and pale with grief
That thou, her maid, art far more fair than she.
:D

[leeroysphitz]

10. My blatant misogyny and unrepentant philandering.

[Bucky]

12. Did you copy this thread topic from the Tweens forum?

[Sky Masterson]

14. Maybe

What color makes you think of the Jonus brothers?

[GoCubsGo]

15. Someting about me drives the other sex crazy?

I had no idea.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

17. Apparently I am driving them crazy in a very subtle way

that I have failed to notice. Unless you consider eye-rolling and uncontrollable yawning symptoms of craziness.

[nolabear]

18. I like to talk I'm a really good talker and I love talking and I talk a lot all the time and I never

stop talking even when I shouldn't be talking but I just can't help it I just love talking about everybody and everything and hardly ever shut up even when I'm asleep so I don't get a lot of sleep and neither does anyoe else so I sleep alone a lot and I don't think it's fair that you have to sleep alone just because you really like to talk a lot and can't help chattering away about all the interesting things that happen every day and the interesting people that you meet and maybe if you really liked me you wouldn't mind that I talk so much but you don't really like me do you? Huh? Huh? Huh???

[GirlAfire]

19. Well...

Positive: Eyes; the way I make, or try to make, him feel
Negative: "Argumentative" (or that I just feel and speak strongly about certain issues)

[HipChick]

20. Boobs..

Umm...my eyes are up here..

[Sky Masterson]

21. We hava winnah

:rofl:

[TZ]

23. I was gonna say that too.

But I tell you what, I low cut top is helpful in getting me a dance partner, and I like that...:evilgrin:

[Sky Masterson]

25. Nothing trumps titties

:D

[rurallib]

22. Eyes? you have eyes too?

[Blue_In_AK]

46. I was going to say the same.

Back when I used to drive the opposite sex crazy. Not so much these days.

[Rising Phoenix]

24. I love when a man smells manly

love them pheromones, not nasty BO, just a doing a little work outside, musky MAN smell.

and I also love women so for them I will say physically, boobs and butts.

But in both humor and style are usually my starting off point.

[datasuspect]

26. i like chick with thick legs, hips, and asses

[miscsoc]

32. your sig made me initially think

you were saying that was the marxist-approved think to like, since i clicked the post and got an image or marx and engels and lenin

i like those kinds of girls too and suspect everyone who says they don't of being dishonest or gay.

don't really have a dialectical materialist rationale for that though

[Iggo]

33. Let me just say I like actual-size women as well (n/t)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

27. My dear Sky Masterson...

What I'm told: the good: my innocence, my eyes, my hair...

:shrug:

The bad: what?

:crazy:

[Gormy Cuss]

28. My mind.

I will not elaborate.
:P

[femmocrat]

29. My "attitude".

In both a good and a bad way.

;)

[Brickbat]

30. Seriously, I wish I knew.

In high school, I was the girlfriend's sidekick. Never dated, always pal'ed around with the guys. Most of college, too. But my last year of college, I got some kind of mojo working and found I could pick up pretty much any guy I wanted. It was really kind of odd. I always wondered what it was, but it kept on working until I found Mr. Brickbat. Even now, I still feel it working on other guys, but I only use my powers for good anymore. :rofl:

[Iggo]

31. My conspiratorial grin.

[rrneck]

34. Unfailingly kind and generous

but emotionally unavailable.

[Recovered Repug]

35. Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear.

When I do it's usually something unusual.

[kwassa]

36. Nothing, in a good or bad way.

I don't drive the same sex crazy, either.

[Midlodemocrat]

37. My ability to spend every penny he makes.

:rofl:

[BeachBaby]

38. My rapier wit!

[Lil Missy]

39. That I have sex with women.

:o

[MilesColtrane]

40. Good - my mad music skillz

Bad - my lame social skillz

[Robeson]

41. I wear that new cologne called "Penis". It seems to leave women delirious...

...:o

[KamaAina]

42. If I knew, I wouldn't be here

I'd be next to Mrs. K-A in a cabin somewhere along the Coast Highway.

But for whatever reason, they all want to be "friends". :cry:

[Heidi]

43. I am inbisible. (nt)

[av8rdave]

44. Respiration

The fact it continues really annoys them.

[Moondog]

45. Truthfully?

My financial statement ....

:hide:

[blueamy66]

47. my knowledge of sports

the fact that I can drink any of those boys under the table and my blue eyes and blonde hair and long legs....that is all

[Shell Beau]

48. Most likely the big boobs and juicy booty.

Or so I am told.

[nickinSTL]

49. nothing I'm aware of

I tend to be friends with women, and few see me as potentially anything more.

Fortunately, Mrs.inSTL seems to like me ok.

[Odin2005]

50. Nothing, saddly.

:cry:

[Richard Steele]

51. I maintain eye contact and keep my mouth shut.

Women just assume that I'm listening to what they're saying.
Kinda SAD really: women are generally smarter than men,
and I've never paid much attention to what ANYONE has said.

I nod my head upward when they hit a higher note,
and I shake my head from side to side when they
go to a lower octave and/or start to whisper.

Sure, it doesn't always work...
but it works often enoughto keep me content.