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HipChick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-12-10 11:06 AM Original message |
I can't find the way to a man's heart.. |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-12-10 11:10 AM Response to Original message |
1. There are several alternate routes available. |
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zanana1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-12-10 11:16 AM Response to Reply #1 |
2. Mac n' cheese will do.... |
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Q3JR4 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-13-10 04:11 PM Response to Reply #1 |
43. Yep. A very sharp knife would do in a pinch. |
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Lucian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-12-10 11:20 AM Response to Original message |
3. Food isn't everything to a man. |
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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-13-10 06:52 PM Response to Reply #3 |
45. 'Man does not live by bread alone.' Scotch plays an important part. |
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Bucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-12-10 11:35 AM Response to Original message |
4. Don't be fooled by guys telling you there's a short cut. The trip is quicker, but... |
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HipChick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-12-10 11:40 AM Response to Reply #4 |
5. LOL! |
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Swede (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-12-10 11:56 AM Response to Original message |
6. Shortest way is through his rib cage. |
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baldguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-12-10 04:48 PM Response to Reply #6 |
24. . |
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gmoney (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-12-10 12:07 PM Response to Original message |
7. you don't have to cook it... carryout works fine, too. |
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MilesColtrane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-12-10 12:58 PM Response to Original message |
8. Tell lover boy to cook YOU a meal instead of trying to invite himself to your place. |
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HipChick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-12-10 02:30 PM Response to Reply #8 |
12. He's too busy trying to schedule the U-Haul truck... |
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Mopar151 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-12-10 04:26 PM Response to Reply #12 |
21. Is he inviting himself for the bum's rush? |
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seabeyond (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-12-10 01:02 PM Response to Original message |
9. i dont know. i had a stove i had never turned on, a freezer of frozen dinners. hubby cooked good |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-12-10 01:19 PM Response to Original message |
10. Thrust your knife just under the sternum and upward. |
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unpossibles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-12-10 02:29 PM Response to Original message |
11. I was going to suggest another route |
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NewJeffCT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-12-10 03:06 PM Response to Original message |
13. sounds like a 1950s attitude |
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Bennyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-12-10 03:20 PM Response to Original message |
14. How bout I cook you a meal? |
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tango-tee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-12-10 03:31 PM Response to Reply #14 |
15. Bennyboy, from a woman's point of view, there are few things sexier than men who can cook. |
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Bennyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-12-10 03:49 PM Response to Reply #15 |
17. You'd think now wouldn't ya? |
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Roon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-12-10 04:23 PM Response to Reply #17 |
20. Tell me more!! |
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tango-tee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-12-10 04:54 PM Response to Reply #17 |
25. It's really strange. |
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Roon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-12-10 05:23 PM Response to Reply #25 |
30. Ok..i am putting this thread on ignore |
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Roon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-12-10 04:21 PM Response to Reply #14 |
19. Ooooh, Benny!! What are you doing tomorrow? |
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tango-tee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-12-10 04:56 PM Response to Reply #19 |
26. Oooh..... |
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seabeyond (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-12-10 05:22 PM Response to Reply #19 |
29. now wait a minute roon |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-12-10 06:01 PM Response to Reply #14 |
35. dup |
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tjwash (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-12-10 03:42 PM Response to Original message |
16. What a fool...he should have showed up with all the gear and cooked for you. |
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Roon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-12-10 04:19 PM Response to Original message |
18. My ex and I would fight horribly through out the day... |
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Forkboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-12-10 04:39 PM Response to Original message |
22. With me it's all dead ends anyways. |
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tango-tee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-12-10 05:04 PM Response to Reply #22 |
27. Dear forkboy, |
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Forkboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-12-10 05:10 PM Response to Reply #27 |
28. Well thank you! |
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tango-tee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-12-10 05:35 PM Response to Reply #28 |
33. Big smooch coming your way! |
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Forkboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-12-10 09:16 PM Response to Reply #33 |
39. If it was possible to blush online I would be. |
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lunatica (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-12-10 04:47 PM Response to Original message |
23. I taught my boys how to cook |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-12-10 05:32 PM Response to Original message |
31. Me neither. |
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Forkboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-12-10 09:15 PM Response to Reply #31 |
38. Maybe if you liked hockey instead of soccer! |
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nickinSTL (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-12-10 05:34 PM Response to Original message |
32. seems to me it'd be through |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-12-10 05:38 PM Response to Original message |
34. Fix him a sandwich |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-13-10 08:16 PM Response to Reply #34 |
48. I was thinking bj |
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struggle4progress (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-12-10 07:35 PM Response to Original message |
36. The secret to good cooking is a very hungry audience |
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Kat45 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-12-10 08:45 PM Response to Original message |
37. Same here. My boyfriend complained that I've never cooked for him-- |
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tango-tee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-13-10 12:43 AM Response to Reply #37 |
41. Anthony Bourdain wrote in one of his books |
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Robeson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-12-10 09:38 PM Response to Original message |
40. I do all the cooking on our homefront. In fact, I don't like Mrs Robeson in the... |
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Mopar151 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-13-10 04:07 AM Response to Original message |
42. A broiler or toaster oven |
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Honeycombe8 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-13-10 06:10 PM Response to Original message |
44. Men like money more than cooking. |
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Initech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-13-10 08:11 PM Response to Original message |
46. That would require most of us to have hearts to begin with. |
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HipChick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-13-10 08:13 PM Response to Reply #46 |
47. See I was being nice and not going there.. |
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Richard Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-13-10 08:21 PM Response to Original message |
49. Have you tried pulling his zipper down? That works too. nm |
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old mark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-13-10 09:26 PM Response to Original message |
50. I cook. All I want is for you to shut up during football games. nt |
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denbot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-14-10 01:54 AM Response to Original message |
51. If your smile alone doesn't light the way, give him a pass. |
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