Do you know Jack Shit?

[Lil Missy]

Jack Shit is the only son of Awe Shit who married O Shit, the owners of Knee Deep N Shit Inc.

Jack Shit married Noe Shit. The couple had 6 children: Holy Shit, Giva Shit, Fulla Shit, Bull Shit, and the twins Deep Shit and Dip Shit. Dip Shit married Dumb Shit, a high school dropout. After 15 years, Jack and Noe Shit got divorced, then Noe Shit married Ted Sherlock and became Noe Shit Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Shit married Lota Shit an had a son with rather nervous disposition named Chicken Shit. Fulla Shit and Giva Shit married the Happens brothers and had a double wedding known as the Shit-Happens wedding. Bull Shit traveled the world and returned home with his Italian bride, Pisa Shit.

So from now on, no one can tell you that you don't know Jack Shit........

[mikeSchmuckabee]

1. Sure, he went to school with R. U. Shit 'n me.

[nuxvomica]

2. You left out Nathanial, the irritating son they disowned

They had to if they were ever going to get anything done.

[hobbit709]

3. Here you go

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuRwis3_iVk

[mikita]

4. loved it

thanks.

[jobycom]

5. No, but I know Kara T. So watch yourself. nt

[sarge43]

6. Then there's the extended family

Neurotic cousin Bat. Uncles Hoss and Bull. Uncle Hugh who married Ima Head and they combined the surnames.

[gratuitous]

7. Curiously, knowing Jack Shit and not knowing Jack Shit

Amount to the same thing.

[azmouse]

8. Is he any relation to the Ass family?

[meow2u3]

9. AFAIK, Fulla Shit married Lazy Ass

...and combined the last names. So their kids are all surnamed Shit-Ass. :D

[trof]

10. Wait...where's KICK? Skittles?

[azmouse]

11. Kick must be the cousin no one talks about.

Jealousy, ya know...

[trof]

12. Probably one of Palin's kids.

:rofl:

[TheCentepedeShoes]

13. No, but I met his dimunitive cousin

Joe Shit the Midget

[martymar64]

14. Yeah, motherfucker owes me $20

[petronius]

15. He posts over in GD, right?

Oh wait, that was me...

[proteus_lives]

16. I heard he left town.

[Shining Jack]

17. Huh ?

[lkz55500]

18. nope. never heard of the man. sounds interesting though.

[Lil Missy]

19. You're shittin' me!

[Lil Missy]

20. ......