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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-11 12:01 AM
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Seahawks lost; Golden Globes are tedious. And I'm bored. Somebody talk to me, please.
I feel like a cipher on DU these days. It's like nobody knows me.

Don't worry; I love you all, and it's mostly the booze talking...
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-11 12:26 AM
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1. My dear Aristus...
I'm sorry you're bored, and that the Seahawks lost, and I hear you about the Golden Globes...

I let other people tell me about those. Some cool folks did win...

There's been nights when I've been bored too. Nights when the poetry just wasn't there, not in any meaningful way...

Feel better, sweetie!

:hug:
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-11 12:35 AM
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2. It's nothing another bottle of Obsidian Stout can't fix.
And I just discovered a new treat: Irish Death! It's like Guinness, only smoother and sweeter. The smoking-hot bartender at a local Greek restaurant introduced me to this delicious brew. She also smiled at me and offered to buy me a glass of ouzo. It wasn't as if she couldn't see my wedding ring. But anyway, I leapt up, looked at my watch and said: "Sorry, gotta go pick up my wife! Seeya!"

I guess marriage confers on one an illusory status of being more attractive than if one was single...
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-11 12:52 AM
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4. I've observed this phenomenon before...
You're taken. Therefore you're forbidden...

There's a certain confidence that comes when one is happily married, and this confidence makes you more attractive...

It's not illusory at all...;-)

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Carnage251 Donating Member (302 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-11 12:42 AM
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3. This helps me out when I am bored
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-11 10:51 AM
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5. Here you go Aristus. The Army does Terry Tate
and snarks the AF at the same time -twofer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQWW1Qp5O_A
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