Bears guarding pot plants, reporter loses it

[astral]

This just cracked me up the first time I watched it without the English subtitles -- now WITH the subtitles, oh hill, I just gotta watch it again...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ongZ8t3dyQ&feature=related
Russian reporter can't make it through the story
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"they were smoking"
"sitting"
"all in a row"
"why the F*** were they sitting, they could be standing, at least"
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The Straight Story:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PfgIWiOfkk&feature=related
Bears guarding pot plants

[rrneck]

1. When I woke up... my buddy the bear was a'missin'.

And you wanna know something else friends and neighbors? So was that still.

[astral]

3. Yep, I was thinking of that song, too.

[elleng]

2. OY!!!!

[graywarrior]

4. Dear lord, that was funny!

[Shagbark Hickory]

5. I didn't know Nancy Grace was on in Russia

[Yavin4]

6. So, That's Why Bears Go After Picnic Baskets

Serious cases of the munchies.