MFM never makes a grocery list

[Major Nikon]

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[MiddleFingerMom]

1. Ain't THAT the troof!?!?!?!? Serious... you NAILED that one. n/t

[Major Nikon]

2. I think this is universal

When my wife sends me to the market, I always tell her if she wants 5 things or more, I must have a list. No list means I only come home with 4 things as this is the limit of my memory.

[rurallib]

3. have you ever shopped and come home with much stuff, none of which was on the list?

this happens to me all the time.
Spend $50 and not get one damned thing that was requested.

[MiddleFingerMom]

4. I've gone to the store for 1 BADLY-needed thing before & have come home with all-things-BUT-it!!

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And I live by myself, so the request to "pick it up" comes from ME!!!
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[dixiegrrrrl]

5. You obviously could use the services of a "nag".

For a small fee per nag, I am available.
I have references: Mr. dixie says I am VERY good at it.
:evilgrin:

[MiddleFingerMom]

6. I really DO. I'd moan and groan and whine about the "nags", but my true feelings...

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...would be revealed by your ENORMOUS Christmas bonus envelope every year.
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There ARE personal services that actually call you and nag you until you
say something is DONE.
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[Major Nikon]

7. I've made an unplanned diversion to the liquor store

...and came back with no groceries, but plenty of booze.

[MiddleFingerMom]

8. Then you WON!!!!! n/t