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bananarepublican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 02:36 AM
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How would G-W have behaved in Saddam's place?


What would he have been saying? ...

"... but... I'm the decider! I decide that I don't be hung!"

What would he have been thinking? ...

"... he-he-he... Poppy's got me out of worse scrapes than this!"

What would he have been feeling? ...

"... Lordy, JD, J... Da..nni..ells. Jack "the" D! Come again to my salvation!!!

Somehow, I think Bush would have been less dignified facing death than Saddam. What do you think?








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illinoisprogressive Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 02:40 AM
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1. Shit his pants and cry
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NanceGreggs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 03:01 AM
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2. I saw the film of Saddam being prepared ...
... for the gallows, and couldn't help thinking the same thing.

I kept picturing the BushBaby cryin' for his mama -- who wouldn't have bothered her beautiful mind with such nonsense, and would probably be off sailin' somewhere.

As ye sow, so shall ye reap. The Idiot should think about that ...
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stranger Donating Member (128 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 03:01 AM
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3. That's too far fetched to wish for
...but if he were..he would likely
offer up some maudlin prayer, babble to Laura he loved her, then
defecate and die like the craven draft dodger he is.
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The Traveler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 03:09 AM
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4. Hypothetical question
Assume the US is in the middle of a hard fought war with Mexico when California rebels and joins Mexico.

How would our government react. Would it be, "Sure, you can side with whoever you want. It's a Democracy, man." Or would our government bomb the shit out of California. And if they chose to do that, would they destroy infrastructure or just try to kill the people by, say, gassing them?

Just a question, ya know.
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ConsAreLiars Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 03:10 AM
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5. The cowardice of The Chimpy has been apparent since
his decision to kill everybody else. He would surely cry for Ma Bush to save him while wetting himself.
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 03:11 AM
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6. "God told me I should be President, he didn't tell me I should be hung!"
:cry:
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Drum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 03:27 AM
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7. Time will tell...
:evilfrown:
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Crunchy Frog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 03:51 AM
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8. Peed his pants and blubbered like a little girl.
Actually, that's being slanderous to little girls. I especially recall the story of the little Amish girl who asked the gunman to shoot her so that the younger girls might survive.

So I guess I'll just say he'd pee his pants and bawl.
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Dangerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 04:29 AM
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9. I don't care!
George Bush SHOULD be hanged for the heinous war crimes he's committed against the Iraqi people.
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cali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 04:49 AM
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10. No he shouldn't
anymore than Saddam should have been executed. It's barbaric. Period. And this thread is disgustingly vengeful. Justice is NOT vengeance.
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OffWithTheirHeads Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 06:17 AM
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12. Fuck that! Hang the Bastard!
Meat gets eaten, Lives get taken. It is not a perfect world. Get over it!
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cali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 06:42 AM
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13. and people with you viewpoint only make it that
much worse. Disgusting. You're no different than that which you rail against.
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OffWithTheirHeads Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 07:12 AM
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15. It's a mean, motherfucking world. People slaughter each other
over creation myths. How stupid! The president of the United States says that the Grand Canyon was created by "Noah's flood". We live in a world of ignorance and superstition. The masses are idiots! You want better from me? You live in a world of superstitious, wack jobs and you want reason. Good luck.
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 05:52 AM
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11. I don't support capital punishment
but I'd make an exception to see that.
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 06:57 AM
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14. He would have smirked about how Christian he was and
how God told him things, that is, if they ever caught the little coward (in reference to how he ran/flew all over the place like a chicken with his head cut off after 9/11 cause he wuz skeered)
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B Calm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 08:50 AM
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16. We are talking about a brave man who gallantly protected the
Texas border from a Mexican Air Force invasion during the Vietnam War. That said, he would had wet his pants and cried like a baby.
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 05:10 PM
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23. He would have squealed like a big bawling
Edited on Mon Jan-01-07 05:51 PM by malaise
Uncle Jim Help, help!
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Nite Owl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 09:46 AM
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17. I don't believe in the death penalty
for anyone, not Sadaam and not dimson either. However, I think it would be fair that he live out his years under circumstances that he has made others live. He could get a Social Security check once a month, nothing else. Need meds? Well that donut hole really sucks W but you will have to choose food or medicine. Bills? Yeah, no trust fund for you, have the heat turned off a few times and Chavez will start to look like a pretty sensible and caring fellow offering his help. Maybe he would have to work but who is going to hire a 60 yr old with failures like he has had? Part time work at Wal-Mart maybe but they might reject someone with his record so he had better learn to get along and find some sort of work to pay the rent and the bills.
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UTUSN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 10:03 AM
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18. Heck, Shrub can't even take a semi-tough question from reporters n/t
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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 10:59 AM
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19. He would have ACTED like the heroic cowboy
When Shrub orders his last meal, he'll ask for hot dogs, french fries, a coca-cola, a bag of rubber bands, a bag of cotton balls and a roll of duct tape. The prison staff will of course wonder about this strange request--the hot dogs and fries, not the other stuff (the prison cook will think, "most people ask for steak and lobster, dipshit")--but will naturally honor it.

Shrub will walk to the gallows with a note in his pocket. After he's hanged, the executioner will read it. It will say "I was lots braver than Saddam! See! I didn't wet myself or shit my pants or anything like that coward Saddam did!"

Hours later, they'll perform the required autopsy and discover Shrub had used the rubber bands, cotton balls and duct tape to "prevent issue from his nether regions."

Reaction from the liberal blogosphere will be predictable and severe.
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B Calm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 05:08 PM
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20. Why don't we hand over GW to the Iraqi courts and find out!
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mdmc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 05:08 PM
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21. he would have been too drunk
to fuck
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novalib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 05:10 PM
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22. WAAA!!! WAAA!!! DON'T DO THIS!!!
GWB is a BULLY!!

And, like all BULLIES, he is a COWARD!!!

He would have been crying his little eyes out as he was led to the gallows!!!

And crying like a baby!!!

And begging!!!

LIKE A FUCKING COWARD!
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