Just figured out how Bush can boost his sagging poll numbers

[democrank]

He should go to Baghdad. Alone. Set up a little table outside the Green Zone with his "BRING IT ON" tee shirts. Sell them for $15.00 each. Use the profits for a giant bronze GWB statue with "The Decider" chiseled on it. Set it up in a busy place. Call up Halliburton Honchos and ask them to oversee the flower petal cleanup so Iraqis will know Bush respects their land and doesn`t want to litter the place. Pay a few journalists to spread the word about his good deeds. Have some Texas body man airbrush a huge sign with...STAY THE COURSE...and cement it right next to the little table. Maybe even light it up at night. Wear his old uniform from the Vietnam War and display a photo of Barb and Jen helping mankind in Argentina.I`m telling you, this is a winning plan. After a couple weeks of the "hard work" he`s famous for, Bush can come on home on a flight overseeing the next group of caskets. That human touch alone will assure a hero`s welcome. Within days, Bush can have an in-depth interview on Fox News and by nightfall Americans will rally round `43. It`s a slam dunk.

[Richard D]

1. I have a better idea . . .

. . . snort too much coke and have massive brain damage. Poor pretzeldent, a vegetable for the rest of his life . . . Oh, oops . . .

[Waya]

2. Yea he's already there.......

Massive braindamage from too much Coke? The vegetable bit - for the rest of his life.....

What he could do to boost poll number - hmmm....resign? Choke on another pretzel, a it longer this time? Tae a bike ride off into the sunset (or sunrise) and never come back?
Or better yet - snort a load of Coke, slam back a case of Coors, munch on a pretzel and then take a bikeride - that'll take care of it!