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PCIntern Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 05:44 PM
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This is why no mail delivery tomorrow:
Bush talked to his advisers.
They said, "You have to do something."
He thought and thought.
And then it came to him:


Ford Was Male
Ford rhymes with Lord
Lord has four letters
Ford is with the Lord
The Lord has no time for letters
So: No Male Letters and
No Letters Maled

See?

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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 05:45 PM
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1. *snort*
:spray:
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Oleladylib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 05:47 PM
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2. Brilliant!
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in_cog_ni_to Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 05:49 PM
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3. It's so clear now!
:rofl:
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Kerrytravelers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 05:50 PM
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4. Thank you. That clears up everything.
How much you want to bet it's not far from the truth?
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az chela Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 06:37 PM
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5. Great explanation but I am still pissed.
No mail for 3 damn days!!!!
Ford was 93,he is OLD.So he died.No one hung him,he just got old and died and I want my damn mail
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PCIntern Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 06:51 PM
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6. I have a plethora of
laboratory cases, bills, checks, biopsy reports, referral reports, and Lord-knows-what-else bottled up. Really sucks.
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valerief Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 07:58 PM
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7. Something's gonna blow up tomorrow. The day off is too weird. nt
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kcass1954 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 08:28 PM
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8. Actually, it's "dead-president's day".
My husband works for the PO, and supposedly all federal offices will be closed.
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lectrobyte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-01-07 11:14 PM
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9. Too funny, thanks! It does seem strange though, to cancel the mail.
I don't remember them doing anything like this for any other ex-president who died, including the sainted Reagan... the flags at half staff thing seems more appropriate and usual.
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