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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 10:48 AM
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Bush is practicing his new speeches with a new twist..."How to be more Convincing"
Thats my Opinion

Prior to the election...Bush went around pushing his Party and some candidates....most if not all, were defeated..

His delivery was strident and ineffective....poor speeches leads to poor results...

Now that he is seen as a loser...he wants to come out as a winner with a new and better approach when speaking to America. This requires a shift. Since he is a slow learner, the training period has been extended...

Its not the speech/the consultation/the information/the timing......that is his excuse for the delay.....

ITS THE DELIVERY that he is working on.....

Thats my bet....

I wonder who the speech coach might be....
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soothsayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 10:49 AM
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1. I bet they're botoxing the smirk out of him again, since he can't
control it. Maybe he'll be all drugged up like he sometimes is. Hell, half the time it looks like a body double to me.
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 11:12 AM
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7. The Smirk will irk....he has to delearn it....replace it with a smile...which
has not happened yet....everytime he smiles...they turn into smirks....

The Smirk Whisperer has been recruited to remedy the Prob...No Mo Smirks.....

Will the President learn not to Smirk at the Wrong time??

Will the analysis reveal the Smirk Neuron Switch is a Lemon/Flawed....and thats the reason for ill timed smirks??

We will see in a few days if all this waiting for the NEW GEORGE will succeed.

I happen to think they can't change/remove the smirk outta him....neurons comp'd by consistent/persistent BULLYNESS.
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notadmblnd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 10:52 AM
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2. you think he might actually get down on his knees when he gets to the part
where he appeals to our young people to enlist?
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 11:01 AM
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3. Unless he refrains from smirking while kneeling....the act of bended knee will fail/fall
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 11:02 AM
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4. Bush reminds me of that quintessential
ex-husband who is unable to understand that the relationship is over. He doesn't even realize that the mere sight of him is "I want to puke' disgusting and no words can change that. My closest childhood friend had a hubby like that. She says everytime she sees Bush she remembers that abusive grinning SOB.
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 11:19 AM
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10. Them smirks reveal a disturbed mind...a sick one at that...
Where is the system to prevent bad smirkers from our lives?
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 11:03 AM
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5. if he can just learn to fake sincerity
that's the key
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Frustratedlady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 11:13 AM
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8. God knows he's been trying for 6 years.
Once you are determined to be a liar, there is no presentation that will work. You will always be thought of as a liar, first and foremost. That's a hard vice to unload.
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 11:23 AM
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12. Abusers and Bullys will Lie Cheat Steal, Fool, Scam. and Con..whenever they can
get away with it.

I think it might be too little too late for him...

Nevertheless, the desperate Pubs will attempt the shift....most likely with Empty Language/BS/and Less Smirks.. More SMILEs
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maine_raptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 11:11 AM
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6. Once agin...........style over substance
Yet again we're going to be treated to a speech by a politician who thinks that if he just is sincere enough the bullshit will be believed.

My bet is that he will admit some minor failure of his previous plan, blaming it on some subordinate, and emphasis that he only doing this out of the purest of motives. Look for a big rah-rah "patriotic let's win this one for our children and America's future" kind of nonsense.

I've said if before and I'll say it again: The ONLY speech I want to hear form Bush is the one that includes the words; "Therefore, effective tomorrow at noon, I will resign the Presidency." Until then, I'm going to be away from the tube come Wed night.
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 11:25 AM
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13. Lipstick on a PIG Speech ain't gonna work for you??? LOL...
a TOAST... :toast:
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Skidmore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 11:14 AM
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9. All those wasted tears he shed attempting to look
concerned and sincere.
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 11:34 AM
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15. It finally caught up with him and now he knows his shit don't sell any more
The Peeps out there are becoming increasingly SKEPTICal/RESTLESS/ANNOYED/PISSED OFF/ANGRY with Bush....

He faces a rather dubious/bleak future
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bdamomma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 11:22 AM
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11. it has been said many times here
The man just does not care.
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 11:30 AM
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14. The man don't Care....the people are waking up to this....and now they
reject him....

still he wants to kiss //make up// so the people return to caring for HIM...(higher poll numbers)

No one to blame but HIMSELF.....I love it....
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Divernan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 11:37 AM
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16. "Yuh see, the Amurkin people hev ta unnerstan. . . "
Edited on Tue Jan-09-07 11:37 AM by Divernan
seems to be a standard phrase of W's. I think it comes from all his advisors/coaches attempting to explain anything to W, saying, "You HAVE to underSTAND, Mr. President" (followed, sotto voce, by "you dumb shit!").
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 11:47 AM
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17. All the major signs of an ABUSER/BULLY..."We have to unnerstan HIM"
He rejects the concept of HIM UNDERSTANDING US....

In his mind.....Its all Bush ....

The Scam continues unabated...
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Javaman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 12:04 PM
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18. his new speech coach gives him a few pointers...
coach: okay mr. p. try this...

moron*: mr. p? heh heh heh, I like that. Pee pee, heh heh heh...

The coach coughs.

coach: right. Anywho, now when you say, I am full of resolve and plan to support the surge, give the idea that you mean it, okay?

moron*: mean it? Hmmm, okay, I'll do my best.

moron* licks his lips.

moron: I am full of...

coach: wait, you licked your lips...

moron*: no I didn't

coach: yes you did...

moron*: are you going to argue with mr. p? heh heh heh...

coach: ah hmm, okay try again...

moron* licks his lips again.

moron*: I am full of....

coach: there you go again!

moron*: what?

coach: you licked your lips!

moron*: so what if I licked my fucking lips!

coach: it will be perceived as insincerity.

moron*: what the fuck are you talking about??

coach: studies have show that people who lick their lips prior to a speech mean they don't believe what they are saying...

moron*: So I can't lick my lips because some egghead with a high forehead says I'm, me, mr. p! is insincere??? Well fuck him!

coach: remember, you are trying to improve your image and project sincerity...

moron*: christ in a hand basket, argg, okay.

coach: thank you, now try again.

moron* pauses for a moment, the tip of his tongue poised just below his upper lip. Beads of sweat form oh his brow. His mouth quivers. Finally, he licks his lips.

Moron*: damn shit piss!!! I can't do it. I'm sincere and stuff damn it! I mean, I feel bad when bodies come home, regardless if I go to their funerals or not! And those Iraqi twits, yeah, I gave to order to bomb them back to the stone age, but I still feel something for them! but this licking of the lips shit, what the fuck is with that. sigh...

morons* assistant comes in.

assistant: mr. president the first lady wants to chat with you.

moron* rolls his eyes, sure let her in.

pickles: georgie, I just wanted to tell you that I know you work hard and I appreciate and love you.

moron* looks back at her, his eye begins to twitch, finally out shoots his tongue and he licks his lips.

moron*: I love you to.
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 12:13 PM
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19. Love it: Sending tons of Fine Wine and caviar, smoked salmon, Lavosh, steaks, and POI
a :toast: for your work...ita a beauty....
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Oilwellian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 12:26 PM
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20. Here's an expression we can expect to see from the more convincing Bush
Edited on Tue Jan-09-07 12:29 PM by George Oilwellian


I'm sold! :rofl:
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-10-07 02:59 AM
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21. OMG. a NEW KINDA SMIRK...like I WANNA BITE YOUR TONGUE OFF
IS THIS NOT A SIGN he is sick or what?

Charlie Manson has this look too
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Binka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-10-07 03:48 AM
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22. Charlie Manson Has Better Hair
:wtf: is up with W's meth teeth?
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-10-07 05:04 AM
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23. I have The F?ck Face In Chief On Ignore(ant)
Edited on Wed Jan-10-07 06:04 AM by Hubert Flottz
Fiction and Friction is all I see when I watch that ape's ass. You know he's going to lie to you as soon as his lips start to move. If it belongs to the repiggie party it's a work of fiction.
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-10-07 06:36 AM
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24. Friction through Fiction:: Now there is another to say, BS = Conflict
The latest from the MotherLand of IOWA, a town named ADEL: Bush is Crap.....caught in too many Lies....BUSH is SHIT.

Come, we go eat.....
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