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liberal N proud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 04:44 PM
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Fundraiser for monument to George W.
Dear Friends:

I have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise $5,000,000 for a monument of George W. Bush. We originally wanted to put him on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two more faces.

We then decided to erect a statue of George in the Washington, D.C. Hall Of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Richard Nixon, who never told the truth, since George Bush could never tell the difference.

We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Republican of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone else's money.


Member, George W. Bush Monument Committee

ps...The Committee has raised $1.35 so far.
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Ninga Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 04:45 PM
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1. I demand to know who gave the $1.35 !!!!
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dflprincess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 04:46 PM
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3. Pickles
n/t
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AndyA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 04:53 PM
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5. Not to worry, the check will bounce.
Edited on Tue Jan-09-07 04:53 PM by AndyA
It was written on a closed account at Bush brother Neil's failed savings and loan, Silverado.

That check will bounce until the new Democratic President takes office in 2009.
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BOSSHOG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 04:57 PM
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6. results of a six month long fund raiser at free republic, they broke all their goals
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rubberducky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 04:46 PM
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2. Now, that`s funny!!!!
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PurpleChez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 04:48 PM
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4. If anyone wants to build a monument to *...
may I suggest that they just stop flushing for a few days. In short order they will have a highly appropriate monument to our 43rd president.

Sorry...potty humor is usually beneath me, but * deserves it.
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aint_no_life_nowhere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 05:11 PM
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7. My dog built a statue of George Bush this morning in the front yard
after seeing Bush on TV. Amazingly, it looks just like him. Now I'm showing my dog photos of Cheney and Condi and telling him to get to work, with the help of triple servings of Alpo. My conservative neighbors are flocking to my front yard, turning it into a holy shrine.
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Ninga Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 05:51 PM
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8. Holy grilled cheese bat man!!! Sell it on e-bay and get rich!!!!
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JeffR Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 06:03 PM
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9. Now that's funny
I'm referring this to the DUzy Awards Committee (ie. me) for serious consideration.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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ThatsMyBarack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 06:33 PM
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10. I want to see....
....a FARK style Photoshop contest of what a * monument should look like! I feel the need to :rofl:
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