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CorpGovActivist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-20-07 07:39 PM
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SOTU Drinking Games
1. Every time he says the word "NOOK-YOO-LAR," drink.

2. Every time he does that chimpy little half-shrug grin, drink.

3. Every time they cut away to a shot of an adoring First Lady, drink.

4. Every time Nancy Pelosi looks like she could use a drink sitting behind him, drink.

5. Every time you remember that it's less than two years until the new President is sworn in, drink: http://www.law.cornell.edu/constitution/constitution.amendmentxx.html

- Dave
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subterranean Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-20-07 07:42 PM
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1. Every time he utters the words terror, terrorist or terrorism
Have a drink!
:beer:
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kath Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-20-07 07:58 PM
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11. uh, scuse me. (waving hand) That would be "terra", "terraist" or "terraism"
Wasamattayou? Don'cha know how to talk Texan - uh, Faux-Texan??
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stevedeshazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-20-07 07:42 PM
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2. I'm going Foster Brooks
Just that last one will keep me drunk until Tuesday.
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Bluzmann57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-20-07 07:43 PM
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3. If a person drinks every time any of those things happens
he or she may die from an alcohol overdose.
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CorpGovActivist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-20-07 07:44 PM
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4. Confine Yourself...
... to the SOTU only.

; )

- Dave
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Bluzmann57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-20-07 08:59 PM
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22. In reality, I won't be drinking at all
I have to work a 12 hour shift the following day. You see, the bush economy has done me no good whatsoever. So I have to work.
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Vexatious Ape Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-20-07 07:44 PM
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5. 2 shots for every "evil doers"
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conscious evolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-20-07 07:45 PM
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6. I'd rather do
bong hits.
Even during the hieghts of my drinking career I could not drink as much as this game would require!
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CorpGovActivist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-20-07 07:47 PM
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8. Watching from Canada This Year, I Take It?
; )

- Dave
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conscious evolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-20-07 08:26 PM
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20. I predict
that by one minute into his speech I will be in a jurisdiction where no man can reach.
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northofdenali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-20-07 09:55 PM
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23. Or Alaska. Personal use quantities don't get you bothered
at home.

How 'bout we change up? Drink, then hit, drink, then hit........ The speechifying is supposed to be short, so we've gotta cram in all we can get!
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CrazyOrangeCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-20-07 07:58 PM
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12. I'm with ya.
Gettin' a headache just thinkin' about all the booze that Chucklenutz is gonna make 'em drink . . . .
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jgraz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-20-07 07:46 PM
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7. I'll need six martinis before I can look at the fucker
I think I'll just wait for Jon Stewart to deconstruct it.
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kath Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-20-07 07:58 PM
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13. I can't watch him at all. Ain't no way, ain't no how.
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madokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-20-07 07:47 PM
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9. so the point it to get shit faced early and pass out so as to not have to listen to his whole speil
:rofl:
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-20-07 07:49 PM
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10. A shot of tequila every time he mentions 9/11, dangerous madman, or terror
You'll finish off the whole bottle ten minutes into the speech.
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CorpGovActivist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-20-07 08:00 PM
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15. Maybe We'll Find That "Lost Shaker of Salt" Along with the WMD's
; )

- Dave
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flashlighter Donating Member (246 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-20-07 07:59 PM
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14. my poor liver....
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-20-07 08:08 PM
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16. Every time he makes that evil chuckle
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-20-07 08:11 PM
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17. I can't watch it, period. Weak stomach. n/t
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ayeshahaqqiqa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-20-07 08:22 PM
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18. I think I'll do dhkr during the speech
this is a spiritual practice in which one remembers God. Who knows--if enough of us do a spiritual practice of some kind, perhaps we can levitate him out of the House chamber!!! (and get high ourselves in the process)
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stillcool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-20-07 08:24 PM
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19. sounds like fun but I can't go...
I'm allergic to bushes.
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Catchawave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-20-07 08:30 PM
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21. You forgot the Gold Star Mothers :(
I'll drink to them :toast: Sadly, you know he'll have those props :(((
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ourbluenation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-20-07 09:57 PM
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24. everytime he says ah-mur-ika - drink
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-20-07 09:59 PM
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25. I cannot watch or listen to Bushler.
:puke:



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deepthought42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-22-07 11:01 AM
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26. This is on tomorrow night? Damnit I have to work!
What time is it on? *sigh* I was looking forward to it....what's a girl to do?
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radfringe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-22-07 11:08 AM
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27. sounds great ----- but after the first 5 minutes
what do we do for the rest of the speech? :confused:
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radfringe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-22-07 11:17 AM
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28. play bingo
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Frank Cannon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-22-07 11:25 AM
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29. Throw up
At least the drinkers here will get at least five minutes of gastrointestinal bliss before they start hurling. I can't stand to watch the guy five seconds before I'm sick to my stomach.
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Rosemary2205 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-22-07 11:35 AM
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30. We do "quarter in the jar" instead.
This year might have to be a nickle because we are financially fighting our way out of a serious health crisis. But I figure even with nickles we'll come up with a good 10 bucks to pass on to the needy.
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