Everytime I see one of these damn bumper stickers....

[cynatnite]

I just wanna scream. :grr:

About every other day I see this idiotic sticker on some jerk's car. I did today when I went to my daughter's place. The minivan was parked a couple of spaces over.

[tecelote]

1. You need the bumper sticker...

"Straight But Not Narrow"

[liberaldemocrat7]

17. Republican marriage

Republican marriage: Limbaugh and wife1 and wife2 and wife3 and wife4

Republican marriage: Gingrich and wife1 and wife2 and wife3

Republican marriage: Hyde and wife and mistress

Reoublican sodomy: Foley and underage page

[noahmijo]

If I had one on this subject it would say Marriage = Overrated or

Marriage = Another tool of government control

[Rosemary2205]

2. They must have passed them out at one of your local preachers.

I live in christian freeper central and have never seen it. I can see how seeing those things everywhere would get to you after a while. It's one thing to suspect your neighbors are bigotted assholes. It's a whole ohter thing to have proof.

[kevinbgoode]

4. I live in right wing christo-fascist land too, and I've only seen one

of them. . .but then, my car has "I need to be spanked" on it, which likely sends their vehicles into rapture mode or shorts out their electrical systems.

Of course, I've been stopped by more than my share of state troopers wanting to conduct a 'safety check"...hahahaha.

[Rosemary2205]

6. BWWWAHAHAHA - I love it!! That's GUTS!

Thanks, I sure needed that giggle today! LOL.

[mockmonkey]

5. Pat Robertson

Poor people send the millionaire Robertson (700 club) money and they get a bumpersticker.

[Ian David]

12. I've only seen them in public housing developments and Old Country Buffet. n/t

[LiberalEsto]

3. We need one of our own

Marriage = heart + heart

[kevinbgoode]

7. At this point I'd almost get one that says

"Unmarried people are Americans too"

[Extend a Hand]

8. oh I like that n/t

[LiberalEsto]

10. Maybe someone can print them up

The heart would be a red heart symbol.

[Ian David]

13. Those bumper-stickers are already out there on the internets

How can you put food on your family without knowing how to use the google?
http://images.google.com/images?sourceid=navclient-ff&ie=UTF-8&rls=GGGL,GGGL:2006-17,GGGL:en&q=marriage%20equality%20bumper%20stickers&oe=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi


http://www.equality4all.com/


http://www.irregulartimes.com/700clubweirdmarriage.html


Also:
http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient-ff&ie=UTF-8&rls=GGGL,GGGL:2006-17,GGGL:en&q=marriage+equality+bumper+stickers


http://www.cafepress.com/buy/gay+marriage


I think I have enough stickers for now:



See also:

time for some more bumper stickers...
Topic started by w8liftinglady on Dec-20-06 04:20 PM (19 replies)
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Someone stole my anti-W rear window sticker
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[LiberalEsto]

16. Great minds just think alike.....

:D

[cynatnite]

9. "Marriage: None of your fucking business!"

What about that for a bumper sticker. :evilgrin: That's one I'd like.

[Ian David]

11. So they think married couples need seperate bathrooms?

Is THAT what it means?

Leave them a flier from www.PinkPistols.org

[saintsteven7]

14. What's the equation...

...for divorce plus kids multiplied with infidelity with a division of assets?

[newyawker99]

15. Hi saintsteven7!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[TahitiNut]

18. So, if people wear the 'correct' clothing, it's a marriage? (Bizarre.)

If the one wearing the skirt has a black eye, a broken nose, a broken arm, a broken rib, and bruises on their body, does that make it even more of a marriage?

[radfringe]

19. solution

1. get yourself a purple sharpie pen

2. modify bumpersticker thusly:

[cynatnite]

20. Oh, I like that!

Good idea! :rofl:

[radfringe]

21. drawing in boobs

are optional...